Recap: Black Sails S01e02
Everything comes to its end one day. Even the golden days of piracy. And our protagonists know it well. The main topic of this episode is talking about Afterwards. Â
Although Eleanor has a body of a weak and feeble woman, she has the heart and stomach...eh, never mind... I just wanted to say, she is living a quite masculine life. She is a boss, manages her business, and after the working hours, she visits the local brothel and pays for a girl. Like an average male costumer. Well, actually, she isnât an average customer, she pays so much, that she has "exclusive rights", as we learn it a bit later, when Max gives only a handjob to a man because of the agreement with Eleanor.     Â
Anyway, the women are lamenting about the main topic of the episode: what if the appear of the Scarborough is the first sign of civilization is coming. (And we know very well from the first episode, it sounds so much more terrifying than âwinter is comingâ.)Â Â
A pirateâs life can be hard, even after his death. The sailors of Flintâs ship just pissing on Mr. Singleton. ( I mean literally. On his corpse.) Billy canât believe, what he did and shows the empty paper to Mr. Gates. It looks like not everyone is convinced by Flint of his leadership. There are at least three men who might be planning a mutiny. One of them is the old weird man, Randall who has to work with Silver together in the kitchen, and he just tells Pirate Ken, he doesnât like thieves. Meanwhile, Mr. Gates realizes the previous cook couldn't commit suicide by just stabbing a blade in his own back. (Haha, it sounds like an old Hungarian joke about a victim of the Soviet KGB, who shot himself in the back while fleeing. ) Silver knows, he has to try to run away.Â
Which is not so easy, when youâre on a ship. And she has an accurate accountant, who doesnât allow you to take a boat. Itâs not your turn, boy, you have to wait. Silver wonât wait.Â
And....spla-a-a-a-a-a-a-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh.  Â
Pirate Ken is a funny guy, isnât he? And obviously, a smart one, because he asks for different directions from different people on the beach. Mr. Gates is just scratching his nice round head, what to do now. Fun fact, the accountant tipped right: Silver wanted to go eagerly to the brothel. But for a totally different reason, everybody might have thought.     Â
Another everyday scene from the life of a young businesswoman: a misogynist (and also a quite racist) new captain arrives in the harbor and he doesnât want to make business with Eleanor. She has tits! Horrible! Also, Captain Vane, our Wannabe-Badass-Guy arrives, and I should be maybe more respectful with him because he seemingly has a reputation. After introducing himself to the other captain, the mab changes his mind and agrees on the business with Eleanor. Actually, Vane looks quite normal in the daylight, even humble, while sitting in front of Eleanor and begging for a job. As Jack, the guy with the weird beard ( actually Vaneâs quartermaster ) pointed out before, they have not enough information attacking a merchant ship with a really valuable cargo since Eleanor and Vane broke up. Eleanor says itâs not personal, itâs business. ( You can try Eleanor, but they never ever will believe it. Trust me, I know, what about Iâm talking, a.k.a. the life of a young businesswoman chapter 124365956925493917)Â Â Â Â Â
By the way, Jack accepted Maxâs offer and wants to pay with pearls. Itâs the crew members' property. And no here come the...
 Tits?Â
What the hell is happening?
Two men are observing two paintings. One of them is an original masterwork, and the other, well.. it's not. But one of the two men canât spot the difference. He sees tits, fruits, and plants on both of the paintings, and it seems to be enough for him. Probably he wants to sell them as a part of a prey.
 And he is just saying and saying again: fruits - fruits, tits-tits...Â
I l-l-love absurd humor. Really.  Â
So, I have something common with Mr. Gates, who is observing and enjoying the scene. Billy is with him, still concerned about what happened on the ship, but Gates tells him, he did the best he could: he protected the crew. They arenât here just for fun, the other one, not the Tits-Tits-Man, is a certain Mr. Fraiser, an appraiser. Mr. Gates knows, he must be the key to where to find Silver. And voilĂĄ, Mr. Fraiser goes to the brothel to meet Max and Jack. He verifies the value of the pearls. But news travell fast, even when based on false information: Vane wants to stop the business. He "knows", that Flint killed Singleton for the schedule. Jack seems to be a smart guy and puts the pieces of the story (including Flint lying to his own crew) together. But Silver is approximately three seconds smarter than him and he is able to escape from the brothel. Â
Meanwhile, Flint tells Eleanor the story of the Urca de Lima and talks about his utopia: with the help of the money, the pirates can settle down and starting a normal life inside of this island. Dear Flint, it sounds like the pirates himself would bring that terrifying civilization into their own life. Anyway, Eleanor has more information than any other, she even realizes, what Max was talking about in the morning, and knows, the girl is ina big trouble. But she refuses to go and starting a new life with here anywhere else. Of course, she would never leave her Miss Bossy life behind her.
From Maxâs point of view, it looks like she was betrayed by Eleanor and later she decides to go anyway. She is able to escape from her room, only Anne Bonney, the woman with the big hat follows her.Â
In the dark, Vane and Jack want to get the schedule, but Silver only sends messengers with meaningless messages. Of course, the pirates kill them. A bit later Jack lost the pearl by falling into the water.
Also, Billy and Flint arrive at the place and start chasing Silver. At the end, Pirate Ken has no other choice, than memorizing the content of the paper and burning it. Now Flint has a very good reason not to kill him.Â
Smart.Â
[Sing me a song of a ]... hey, hey, thatâs an anachronism, the song about Bonnie Prince Charles couldnât exist before he was born! I don't really know what Eleanor and Mr. Scott talking about because Iâm focusing on the song. Sorry.Â
At the end of the episode, a new character is introduced, a lady playing fine music on a harpsichord. A totally exhausted Flint arrives in her home. She says calmly: take off your boots. Â


















