what now?

the most repeated quote in sherlock series four, “it is what it is”, was a quote by a philosopher called john locke and i refuse to believe that that is coincidental because are you fucking kidding me

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

stop calling me a centaur

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

this post literally ruined my life

i don’t get how ppl can hate the rain ? like…..the ocean came all this way to give the world tiny kisses & u treat her like this ???

at some point someone’s gonna kiss you on the forehead which is just fucking stellar so stay alive for that