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honey, this mirror isn’t big enough for the two of us

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Fiona Apple in a suit of armor in NYC, 1997
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[Art of a Black knight, shown in profile from the knees up. He is wearing full armor with his shield and helmet strapped to his back. His hair is close-cropped. He’s standing next to a white horse who has their head lowered. The knight looks serious and determined. ]
why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that
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need more women with swords giving me wisdom tbh
for years i attended knight school in hopes of becoming a hero who rescues beautiful maidens from danger (wyrms, wolves etc). unfortunately due to Feminism the maidens have all started rescuing themselves thus rendering me obsolete
There appear to be fresh openings in the wyrm/wolf companion careers. Are you allergic to dogs, gold, or fine silks?
all three 😔
thou could'st cut out ye middle manne and become a maiden?
verily, i have tried this but was ryte terrible at it
Mayhaps thyne attempt be short lived. Think upon the chances of trying once more. Practice improves.
forsooth you sound just like my mother
Quite the query indeed. Ah, a thought has't granted me illumination. Has't thou ever considered ventures into the bandit trade. There be riches abound and beautiful maidens to woo with thy'n outlaw charm
an intriguing proposition! tell me, are maidens these days into "bad boys"? because i am bad. at many things.
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what's the difference between knights and cops??
I'm gonna make this easier for future anons: 'Knights are basically cops' is wrong. 'Knights are basically troops' is way more accurate of an own and harder to break down.
Anyway.
What makes Knights cool, in purely fictional terms, is not the use of justified violence or objective moral goodness. This is what cops do, and it's indeed a common modern fictional pitfall to make Knights do the same thing.
What makes Knights different is exploring themes of service and loyalty, not to an abstract 'State' but to a specific person who's cause is admirable, conflicts between one's heart and one's word. It is about eternally reaching for something - an ideal, a treasure, the acknowledgement or even love of a person you admire - only for it to warmly brush one's fingertips before slipping out of reach once more.
Unlike cops, Knights fight other Knights, over ideals, over love, over misunderstandings or tragic circumstance. They cross blades in operatic bursts of violence who's intimacy rivals that of lovers and with victories that are always bittersweet; for what else can the loss of an equal in skill and devotion be?
Do you get it, anon?
Knights are yuri.
There is a serious lack of KNIGHT x JESTER content out there. Its always "kinght x prince(ss)" or "jester x king" FUCK THE ROYALTY I WANT A STOIC STRONG KNIGHT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THE OFFICIAL INSUFFERABLE CLOWN GUY
okay you're right actually. the brave stoic knight honor bound to defend the realm and its people and die for them if necessary, wrapped in impenetrable layers of armor, more of a symbol for others to draw strength from than a person, and the carefree, whimsical fool who's free to do and say as they please and be their true self as boldly as they wish but who nobody takes seriously and everyone laughs at, not with... there's something there.

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if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it
all part of the plan
A friend once told me that when they are struggling with getting laundry done, she pretends it is her sworn duty to smuggle the young prince out of the castle to safety, disguised in a laundry hamper.
Now, when I am struggling with hygiene, I pretend I am part of a village with an annual festival, and I get one day a year to spend luxuriously at a bathhouse in preparation.
What my friend imparted on me was the skill of turning mundane tasks into fantastical adventures to make them more compelling and bearable.
So next time you need to go on a mental health walk, maybe consider doing reconnaissance for a secret underground organisation.
Next time cooking is too much of a chore, consider you ability to turn space station rations into a feast to the delight of your crewmates.
Sometimes I wonder why normal things that are hard for me are a breeze when I'm camping, and I think this is part of it.
Like, the most luxurious "bath" I've ever had was in the woods with a pot of boiled lake water. So much effort went into that! It was a whole big process! I had to fetch the water up the hill, boil it over the fire, and hang up a bedsheet for a little privacy. Used a mug to transfer water into a pan to cool a little before pouring it over myself while the rest stayed hot in the big pot. But the near-boiling water steaming off my skin into the cooler air felt glorious and the whole process was wildly satisfying. I was a fucking forest nymph.
so now sometimes when the executive dysfunction is getting to me and I don't want to shower, I have to just be a forest nymph for a little while. If it's stupid but it works...
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knight strip tease. is that anything
knight burlesque performance where he brings on a squire to help him take off each individual garment. the helmet stays on. squire is stone-faced and professional.
duo of knights doing a burlesque performance where they make (presumably) sensual eye contact while their respective squires help them take off their armour. the helmets stay on. the performance lasts twenty whole minutes. is this anything

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(Part two)
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