Auden

im not legally male im illegally male and tbh thats much cooler

i love men who just Mount you, all that weight pressing over you my god

let’s get reallyyy drunk and makeout and pretend nothing happened after until we eventually break and make out again pleaseeee

need

making out with your balls <333

I don’t post about it a lot but. Big fan of balls just so we all are on the same page guys okay

hgrnngrhh literally horrid its the second day of pride and there isnt a boy in my bed cuddling me to sleep. all of you are homophobic for this. and racist.

something about pulling a boys panties to the side rather than slipping them all the way off. perv thinking

Kitty boy in heat who keeps pressing his ass into puppy boys face, kitty boy sighing in content when puppy starts licking his parts, lapping at his needy cunt lazily but hissing when puppy boy gets too excited and starts mounting kitty trying to shove its stupid knot inside the poor kitty boy who bit off more than he could chew

aw what’s wrong? you can’t handle my boot there? c’mon, it’s not like it hurts. oh, you’re just sensitive? baby, toughen up. you’re a big man, you can take it.

real men beat up their boyfriends in the forest and then have hot gay sex about it