Hound's Cradle @transgressionsunmoonwizzard - Tumblr Blog

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Proud skeleton war member as skeleton wizzard

Pfp by pepperjackets link to original picrew

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I'm trying not to be horny on main but like... Tis hard.

Yelling in caps because exaderating righteous anger is fun.

Fuck it we ball.

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Stuff I'm into!!

Lego Monkie Kid

Sonic The Hedgehog (!!!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Lego Ninjago

Danny Phantom (apparently...)

I flip between these inconsistently

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[Art tag] my incredible art

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[Writing tag] veto records, record antics (in this one I scream about the process of shit that I write you can come watch me losing my mind in real time or something)

[AU tags] LMK AU: potluck au

[Rp tags] skeleton war, wizzard posting

#thank you for your attention #my incredible art #pups rumbling #potluck au

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ambidisastrous

People who work within a system: okay so studies show that the normal system works 90% of the time, but because it’s very bad when it doesn’t work, we’ve set up a process to manage those outliers. We need six well-trained workers to run the system 100% of the time without any serious incidents.

CEOs and politicians, every time: Well i just saw it go right twice in a row which means the normal system which you say works 90% of the time actually works 100% of the time. We’re cutting the team down to one person pulling 18 hour shifts without breaks

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

softlyfiercely

My brother’s friend went exploring in a mine shaft and found a ringtail and thought it was a “sketchy ass cat” and decided to pet it and it bit him and he had to go to the hospital for rabies shots DONT DO DRUGS KIDS

softlyfiercely

Bringing this back cause it’s amazing

nico-the-overlord

How does this have under 1k notes

consumerofshorthomies

WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T A HERITAGE POST

@satan-offical thoughts?

softlyfiercely

if this becomes a heritage post my life would be complete although i feel i should provide some more context as this post begins to blow up:

-the video is from a time before sharing files across devices was trivial, which is why it looks so bizarre. my brother took the original video which i believe was a snapchat video which somehow got uploaded onto my parents’ computer, where my brother showed it to me. i immediately recognized the comedic gold and insisted on getting my own copy, so i re-filmed it on my own digital camera, which is why my brother is narrating what the video will be about before it starts. i then managed to get it onto my tumblr through a series of dark magic rituals. this is why it has an old mac toolbar AND a weird caption AND a vidlab watermark. simpler times indeed

-i was not involved in the act of exploring an abandoned mine shaft (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or touching the wild animal (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or hanging out with my brother (extremely dangerous, do not do this) and i do not endorse any of the behavior depicted here. leaving me notes and comments explaining that this was a bad idea is not a productive use of your time. i have known that everything my brother and his friends do is stupid and dangerous my entire life but at least in this instance we get to enjoy the fruits of their poor choices

-preston was fine. he was scratched up and got some rabies shots but this was not the first, last, or worst injury incurred by a young man who decided to follow my brother’s recommendations for what would be a good and cool idea to do. (his best friend was taken from our house to the ER six times over the course of middle and high school.) to my knowledge the ringtail was also fine despite his encounter with the cast of temu jackass.

-THIS IS PRESTON, GETTING EATEN, BY A….SKETCHY ASS CAT. MILESUNDERGROUND

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love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

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#so pink so healthy :] big boi

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mylittleredgirl

me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate

mamawerecat

You’re not desperate until you’re staring at fanfiction.net

sicklyworm

Your not desperate till you’re staring down live journal.

the-sprog

You’re not desperate until you’re staring at a blank document

mollyjames

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

mollyjames

okay actually shout out to the one person who tagged this post Mewtwo, everyone else can go home