WORDS OF WARNING

59: Don't worry about Shockwave hitting you. Shockwave is the worst shot in the galaxy.

58: Never scratch Knock Out’s paint. Ever.

57: Unless you’re Starscream, questioning Megatron’s plans is ill-advised and suicidal.

56: If the Lambo-twins are pointing at you and laughing, don’t move. You never know what you'll set off if you do.

55: Keep calm and blame Starscream.

54: Ratchet always needs that.

53: Do not try to out-prank the guy who can teleport.

52: Trying to teach Ultra Magnus the meaning of fun will only end in regret and despair.

51: When you shoot at Skyfire, always make sure it’s in the chest.

50: No matter how much evidence you think you have, the traitor is never Mirage.

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49: If you step on a squishy, you must be sure to get all their gunk out from between your joints.

48: Whilst they are cute, animals are not allowed on the Ark for a reason.

47: To be a Combaticon, you must be shameless.

46: Secrets don't stay so on base for long. Always plot some form of damage control.

45: Never question Cliffjumper’s loyalty in any way, shape, or form.  It won’t end well for you.