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Text reads: (Mortal Kombat Voice) Commission him! Head and shoulders plus colour: ÂŁ10 (15 US Dollars). Details below.
Hey! My name is Castor and iâm in a wee bit of a tight spot right now since finishing college and being unable to find a job. So iâm opening up some simple and cheap commissions- ideal for roleplayers, no?
I can do:
Furries
Humans
Elves (Iâm especially good at elves)
Any one of your OCs/favourite characters!
If youâre interested please drop me an ask via my ask box so we can work out the details and I can give you my paypal. Similarly, if you do want some of my art you must be able to provide references- or at least be ok with me hounding you for a lot of little details! If you also want to see more of my art before you make up your mid drop me an ask or add my on skype (nelothistrans).
Should you decide to buy one I would send you regular updates (watermarked) of the progress of the drawing. When I would be finished, you would send me the money and I the drawing to you! That way it works out great for everyone.
If you canât purchase a drawing off me iâd be eternally grateful if you would signal boost this post! Iâm literally doing everyting I can to scrape by at the moment. Thank you!
Sesuna was already bristling at âpretty girlieâ when she turned, but her temper settled somewhat when she saw the Khajiit. Divines and Daedra, he looked like Hircine had used him for a chew toy.
âA cat, you say? Where did you last see her?â
Rat grinned, showing off a set of particularly yellow and broken teeth. He flicked his tail once. âAh knew yaâd âelp- nice girl such as yâ self yâ see- saw yâ anâ I fought, âThat dunmer there, she look like a goodâun,â-â With suprising speed the Khajiit lunged forward and grasped her hand tightly before giving it a vigorous shake. A little too tightly. ââWell yâ see miss, if I knew where iâd last seen the bastard thing last Iâd know where it bleedinâ was.â Rat leaned over to whisper conspirationally in her ear. âKilled it myself yâ see.â He tipped his head back and let out a loud and jarring cackle that soon ended in a wheezing coughing fit.
Send me a âæŠâ If our muses havenât interacted yet and but you want us to change that.
Text reads: (Mortal Kombat Voice) Commission him! Head and shoulders plus colour: ÂŁ10 (15 US Dollars). Details below.
Hey! My name is Castor and iâm in a wee bit of a tight spot right now since finishing college and being unable to find a job. So iâm opening up some simple and cheap commissions- ideal for roleplayers, no?
I can do:
Furries
Humans
Elves (Iâm especially good at elves)
Any one of your OCs/favourite characters!
If youâre interested please drop me an ask via my ask box so we can work out the details and I can give you my paypal. Similarly, if you do want some of my art you must be able to provide references- or at least be ok with me hounding you for a lot of little details! If you also want to see more of my art before you make up your mid drop me an ask or add my on skype (nelothistrans).
Should you decide to buy one I would send you regular updates (watermarked) of the progress of the drawing. When I would be finished, you would send me the money and I the drawing to you! That way it works out great for everyone.
If you canât purchase a drawing off me iâd be eternally grateful if you would signal boost this post! Iâm literally doing everyting I can to scrape by at the moment. Thank you!

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Felnyx was waiting for him right around the corner. âNo need to shoutâŠâ He whispered. âSo, yâ followed me into an alley which mean yâ either want drugs, sex or a fight.â He shrugged âThat or youâre just fuckinâ stupid. So which will it be, sweetheart?â
For the briefest moment, Rat was completely taken aback. His ears flattened as one overgrown eyebrow raised. Well, well, well, this was new. He was not used to being the one on the receiving end of these such confrontations. The Khajiit straightened up out of his slouch and fixed the mer with his best menacing grin.Â
âJusâ checkinâ yâ ears are workinâ alright, elf.â Rat leaned back against the opposite wall. Best to get some distance between him and the clearly crazy elf. He had seen that look in peoples eyes before- it was the look of someone who wouldnât object to a new Khajiit pelt rug. Rat winked. âWhaâ if I jusâ want yâ time anâ conversation, eh? Already have a dealer. Anâ iâd feel bad fightinâ someone as scrawny as you.â His gaze trailed up and down the elf and Rat snorted sarcastically. âAnâ yâ could at least buy me a drink firsâ before propositioninâ me for sex.â
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ââScuse me, pretty girlie,â Oozed Rat with all the charm he could muster-- which, as it turned out, was not all that much. The result of which happened to sound somewhat like the slick slime that spills out of overfull drains. He slid up alongside the dunmer and coughed once. Niceties were tough on the old vocal chords. âI could dâ wiâ some âelp. My- uh- cat, yeâ cat, has gone missinâ anâ I need someone tâ help me find âer.âÂ
It wasnât often he went out in broad daylight for this exact reason. Felnyx smirked and turned the corner into an alleyway. Public confrontation wasnât his thingâ and he had the advantage of being able to corner the scruffy cat should a problem arise. So he leaned against the wall with a dagger behind his back and waited for the khajiit to follow him.
-- though he had to admit to himself, he had been trying to create a distraction after pocketing some of her coin, but by the gods werenât they supposed to stick those wigs down with something-- âOi!â Rat swore under his breath as the mer turned a corner into a dingy alleyway. He stuck his hands into his pockets, raised his shoulders to chin level and leaned back. This called for a proper, disgruntled slouch. The Khajiit flicked his tail and slouched round the corner, whistling a cheerful tune. âIf yâ could maâbe slow down a tad.â He called loudly.
A small Dunmer sat on the edge of a road, eating an apple absentmindedly. Perhaps he shouldn't have sat so close to the road, since it was a rather busy road and he was probably in someone's way but... it wasn't a big deal. He saw someone coming and made awkward eyecontact with them mid-bite, causing him to giggle nervously and mutter a quiet, "H-hi."
He was skulking again. RaâTh-MorĂ© was always skulking. In fact, his skills didnât just stop at skulking- he was also incredibly good at lurking, loitering, slouching and lollygagging. Rat was especially proud of his lollygagging skills. He had five charges against him for it.Â
Sometimes a caravan would pass, or a traveling merchant, or a rich noble, and Rat would take it upon himself to skulk over to them too and share irrelevant small talk. And while he was there, the Khajiit would also make it his business to pocket a few of their belongings. Just enough to get by, of course.Â
And so here he was, skulking rather quicker than usual- more of a slouch, actually- away from a merchant before they were to notice that their selection of (in Ratâs humble opinion) inappropriately decadent necklaces had diminished somewhat.Â
Initially, the Khajiit had slouched right on past the small dunmer perched at the side of the road, accidentally locking eyes with them in a stare that made the fur on his shoulders lift. Downright uncomfortable, thatâs what it was. By the Nine, if he had to slouch any quicker itâd soon turn into a lurch. And you just couldnât go lurching around these days, not unless you wanted to get stopped by every gods damn healer and alchemist on Mundus while overpriced selections of stomach upset potions and cures were thrust in your face.
Just as heâd passed, however, Rat stopped dead, back peddling quickly- a harder task that it looks, when youâre practically lurching- and side eyeing the stranger with well practiced menace. He grinned widely.Â
âEy- you- er, elf. Yâ lookinâ fâ a bodyguard? A sellsword? An arms dealer? Yâ rich?â
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âOi-- Uh, you. Guy-- elf-- ugh!â Rat cut himself off, scratching one ear in exasperation and fighting the desire to wave both arms in the air to try and catch the attention of the bosmer a little way ahead. He shuddered. Not after what happened last time. The woman-- how was he supposed to know she had been wearing a wig-- it had been just one mistimed swing and-- Â ââEy, you there- wiâ tâ hair!â

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âHonestly thinking of jumping into the civil war some day⊠I have nothing to lose, do I?â Drusilla grinned, somewhat darkly, not sure if her companion even paid attention. She didnât really care though.
â Rat shrugged nonchalantly, hand wrapped tightly around his tankard and eyes fixed on the dancing reflections in the amber coloured liquid filling it. âOnly yâ freedom. Maâbe a couple aâ arms anâ legs.â  He grunted. âSâ no-- not much tâ lose.âÂ
[Have a quick ref sheet for the grossest cat on Mundas]
{Goodbye Lilisuin. You served a nice purpose, but I think I took you as far as I could. Heeeeello, grumpy cat.}
Sexual Sunday
Well, it is that time of the week again folks! Please feel free to load up my inbox with:
suggestive pictures
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smut drabbles
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favorite positions
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filthy talk
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Torture Device-Inspired Headcanons
             These headcanons may be thematically dark or NSFW.
Judas Cradle:Â Would your muse rather suffer physically, or be humiliated? Hereticâs Fork: Is there something your muse will never confess to? Iron Chair:Â How easily does your muse cave to pressure? Brazen Bull: Has your muse ever been âhoist by their own petard?â Pear of Anguish: In what ways is your muse sexually deviant, if at all? Scoldâs Bridle:Â Is your muse a gossip? Do they nag? Lie? Slander? Catherine Wheel: How much pain can your muse withstand? Mancudera: What is the most physical pain your muse has felt? Exposure: Would your muse rather freeze to death, or burn? Crocodile Shears: Your muse must lose a body part. Which? Catâs Paw: Â What is your museâs reaction to gore? Garrote: Your muse must kill someone. How do they do it? Saws: Would your muse rather die quick and painfully, or slow and painlessly?