Things that Damon Albarn has done/said that could easily been done/said by a kid
Let me go,i wanna go inside.Let me go i wanna go inside.LET ME GO,I WANNA GO INSIDE! NOW!
Acting like a ghost and scaring his friends
“Pretend i’m in here” starts moving along a mechanical game and pushing all the buttons
“I’m gonna play my melodica now”
Sing the wrong lyrics with confidence like they were the right ones
“YOU LYING LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT’
"I had something written on my hand but now i’ve forgotten it”
Looking at a historical site “This is not real”
“Right! Whoever is got my two bracelets, give it back to me!”
Playing the flute non stop and pissing everyone off
Leaving the bathroom door open while pooping and getting angry when someone looks at him
“No,i’m not a Goth,more than anything, i’m a Viking”
Drooling
Putting dirty plates in the dishwasher without taking out the clean plates and hope no one notices
“I’m a real good boy”
