Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

if moogles were real id make one smoke cigarettes until it died

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

having a crush is wrong and isn’t natural

I should be 69’ing with the love of my life not whatever this is