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gatorade and weed can cure literally anything. the government doesn’t want you to know this. the reason it took so long for them to develop a covid vaccine is that they were too busy covering up the fact that gatorade and weed can cure coronavirus

never have i been so overcome with affection for a stranger as i have with the king’s hand guy from twitter

she got that Capri Sun Roarin’ Waters pussy

lord please forgove me but i think im bout to respect the pouch

get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade

the funniest thing i’ve ever heard on a multiplayer online game period was when I was playing competitive overwatch and this dude took THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard and then said completely without context “my mom’s boyfriend is pressing assault charges against me.” “why” “for assaulting him”