Miffy Pristone

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

omegaverse for straight people is crazy because straight people is already omegaverse

i’m on onion rings right now

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

Pangea might be huge but because all the dinosaurs are huge it feels like NYC at most

we are in a true love recession

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny