Trading Truths for Lies

did you know we have salt air and the rust on your door tomorrow??

Seriously nothing better than thinking omg I need some water and then drinking water.

some of y'all weren't suicidal at 12 and it shows

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

I think my niche of media that I enjoy is, “silly little media meant for comedy and laughs, I promise it’s all fun and games. It won’t be heart breaking at all.” Then it’s heartbreaking and I cry.

Not to sound like a broken record but does it make anyone else viscerally angry how we realized in the very recent past that we can successfully eradicate devastating human-specific diseases (smallpox) yet now there's a million people telling you not to vaccinate your kids against measles. I know I know "everyone will not just" but also for real we could never have measles again if everyone would just be cool

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day