guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)

And this is why Christopher Eccleston basically got blacklisted from the BBC for about 10 years

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

‘thanks! I hate it’

Alexa rub my prostate

you don’t need her… you need jesus

Jesus, rub my prostate.