TRASHPILE

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

i love paintings that look as if they have ghosts in them

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now