speaking for the grotesques

remember at hardhome when jon told the free folk he put an arrow in mance’s heart with as little context as physically possible so that tormund had to rush to put himself between Jon and all the men in the tent who now wanted to kill him? what a slut bro oh my god

Adding onto this that this was minutes after he watched tormund beat the lord of bones to death for THAT comment. He for real just wanted to see if tormund would do it again. What a freak

Larys looked so beautiful because every time he grooms someone he gets rejuvenated like mother gothel when she makes rapunzel sing

its so funny that s1 criston is like "can we run away together" and rhaenyra rejects him and s2 alicent is like "can we run away together" and rhaenyra rejects her and s2 larys is like "can we run away together" and aegon is like yk why the hell not??

we got sad rhaena singing her father’s lullaby! we got sad wet drug addicted aegon left humiliated! we got medical malpractice sadist hannibal lecter dom rat evil advisor larys in complete control of aegon’s wellbeing! we got homophobic jake! we got crazy-eyes rhaenyra excited as fuck about dragons and alicent! we got bug-eyed alicent in blue talking about boards and pieces! we got waxing poetic criston cole with his odd ass sayings that make everyone uncomfortable! we got ginger daeron hightower! we got motivationally confused corlys! we got king aemond! we got gay as fuck clean freak perfumer ormund! we got alimond oedipus torment incestuous abuse motherwife save-your-mommy powerless against sexual abuse at the hands of your male family you’re not even safe from your son KISS!!! we got shitting! we got teleporting alys rivers! we got scheming blood hungry crazy-eyes sonhusband jacaerys! we got idiot tyland lannister! we got everyone scared as fuck of nonbinary crazy-eyes rhaenyra! we got girlfailure rhaena unable to control a dragon she claimed out of hubris! we got jake fruitless gullet euthanasia! we got everything! ITS HOUSE OF THE FUCKING DRAGON BABY!