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feel free to send in requests for what I should assign the girls!

Fucked this up so the set up is different.. here they are as platforms!!! Except majority of them are weird..

I think Disposable Girl would be super interested in Run 3 and be hyperfixated on it, but also plays it because the popular kids sometimes play it instead of doing their work.

For Irreverent Girl I put Project Demo; a Mario Romhack featuring characters from the YouTuber Raocow. I think she’d like romhacks in general but I thought of Project Demo the most.

As much as I hate Sonic.EXE, let’s be honest, Splitter Girl would play it. She’d play the normal sonic games too but she likes the creepypasta ones for the gore.

I can see Fainéant Girl making Mario Maker levels. I think she’s really mad about the 3DS losing online features though, she doesn’t want to get Mario Maker 2, so she’s stuck building now.

CALIBER GIRL MEGA MAN <3 I think she knows every weakness of each robot masters and stuff but never has time to play it. Also… the futuristic theme,, caliber’s design…. Grahhhhhh!!!

Chocolate-Box Girl would love all the Kirby games, but I picked RTDL for him because of yet again, the betrayal factor. And totally not because of the Kirby manga where magolor was freaky for chilly

I hate to say this I had ZERO idea for Taxidermy Girl. Do we count Jay’s Skateboarding Game a platformer? I think both her and Chocobo would like the Lacey games and their lore.

[First ever girl and the first ever rhythm game. Both are easy to understand and also I think she’d like parrapa ]

[Having to fight to survive by following the rhythm, and then eventually breaking free when it becomes too much.]

[Splitter DEFINITELY loves Newgrounds games. She downloads all the gory and bloody “scary” mods. Also. It’s an adult game that kids love, does that ring a bell?]

[This one seems obvious but it’s one of the rhythm games that you really need to press 1 or two buttons. Also focuses on the medical theme. I also think she’d like a lot of the characters and maybe relate to some (mentally)]

[If the notes aren’t exact, you are going to fail, no matter what.]

[Seemingly cute anime game that actually has many characters with issues. Also, anime gacha games are known for collecting disgusting people similar to who abused Chocobo.]

[Music Game that’s majority fan service and sexualization of women. But also I think she would like Crypt of the Necrodancer too.]

[A really good game that is never remembered. Also the anger fans feel knowing it’s so unlikely we’ll see it again. Also she probably has perfected every minigame.]