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im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

My five year plan is to just see what happens