it's June

IT'S JUNE

cock reveal in 12,000 years

11,999 years

11,998 years

There is no joy in her song. She sings it like a dirge. This is her death march. The sauce is her blood. It won't be long now...

crazy to me that spiritomb has binary gender. check out my hateful rock filled with 108 forcefemmed souls

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

Cats fucking love lanolin (naturally occurring on sheep's wool, secreted by their skin) so it's possible that whatever brand of wool you buy doesn't strip all the lanolin off during processing. The majority of wools will have as much stripped out as possible but it depends on what you buy and where/how it was processed.

getting dick from the olive garden waitress and she's putting it in little by little like "say when"

getting pussy from the olive garden waitress and its obvious that they just microwaved that shit in the back

your maid's obsession with 'schmovement' and 'farming aura' reflects very poorly on your character. just saying

what the fuck your maid just bit me? i'm going to tell all the other princesses about this, you're DONE for

i'vebeen so scared of water lately

'why did u leave this in the tags' u dont get it. if im unfunny in the tags its whatever buut if im unfunny in the post im going to be killed