My life in blog form.

Tabitha and Squeaky are the most perfect names to add to the Riverdale collection

The collective large sigh of relief we all let out when we saw Pop Tate

Did Archie really think that a steel gate would be enough for an already corrupt town where you had children living there commuting crimes with Jellybean

If you want to learn some stuff, look into the Winchester house because most people nowadays would say she was a wealthy woman who wanted to be an architect but couldn’t be at the time because of sexism

Cheryl is not herself in actions but I think we can all tell that it’s the lack of her iconic red lips that really seals the deal

I love a good camera angle hidden pregnancy

Of course Kevin is the new drama teacher

Okay but, Jughead’s story is Limitless right? Will he get that pill?

The agent is obnoxious but he’s right

What a “fun” waste of a crossover character

Can we all agree now that Chadwick doesn’t deserve his last name and we can all tag him as Chadwick Lodge

We’re they having a fight about her job and having children on their anniversary?!?

Oh my god I forgot that despite leaving Hirum 7 years ago she’s still a “housewife”

So Betty is in Silence of the Lambs and Veronica is in Uncut Gems

Toni’s baby is definitely going to be Jason Blossum’s that Cheryl and her mother kept before he died “just in case the Blossom name needs help to continue” right?

What kind of boyfriend who wasn’t there for the scene/had the same brother as you gets to make jokes about your serial killer brother