Welcome to Neptune, California

“ Veronica Mars is… smarter than me. “

“ When you guys are done breaking up, can I get a macchiatto? “

“Getting tough? Yeah, that was good advice. And I needed that. The getting even part? You might want to rethink that one. You do have friends, Veronica.”

“With your sleuth prowess and my programming skills, I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that we would rule the entire known universe.”

“I’ve got a secret, a good one.”

“You're like rich-dude kryptonite, Veronica. This rich dude wants no part of it."

“You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.”

“I think that's 90% of life - just knowing the difference.”

"You've been listening to Radiohead, haven't you? That's it. I'm putting you on a strict Nelly diet."

“No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.”

“You better enjoy this, 'cause this is as nostalgic as I get. I just wanted to say... It was worth getting taped to a pole.”

“Who’s your daddy ?”