opening up commissions again so posting my info- feel free to shoot me a DM here if interested!

MULHOLLAND DRIVE (2001) dir. David Lynch

Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

4 penises

revolutionary girl utena + jacob’s ladder - william blake

TOBY. TOBY WHEN I GET YOU TOBY.

sayoz and beatoz

when the bad witch calls. really proud of this one.

babooshka, babooshka, babooshka

show of all time

they are doing this to mitch mconnell right now 😭