‘ i never gave up on you. ’
‘ i called you every night. ’
‘ what the hell is this? where have you been? ’
‘ let’s talk. alone. ’
‘ so i should be thanking you then? ’
‘ no, nothing about this is okay! nothing about this is okay! ’
‘ you stupid, disgusting, lying piece of shit! ’
‘ oh, you like these pearls? ’
‘ you’re a real lifesaver, you know that? ’
‘ how is this important right now? ’
‘ it’s not important. i’m sorry. ’
‘ you should go with him. ’
‘ no one’s leaving anyone. ’
‘ i may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out i’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter. ’
‘ turns out i’m a pretty damn good babysitter. ’
‘ just be careful, alright? ’
‘ i can’t lose you again. ’
‘ you won’t lose me. ’
‘ you promise? ’
‘ promise. ’
‘ so what, we’re just not gonna talk about it, huh? ’
‘ i’m just curious, you know, why all the sudden you look like some kind of mtv punk. ’
‘ i’m not mad, i just wanna know where you’ve been. that’s all. ’
‘ i… i shouldn’t have left. ’
‘ no, this isn’t on you. i should’ve been there. ’
‘ sometimes i feel like i’m just some kind of black hole or something. ’
‘ the blackhole got her. and somehow, i’ve just been scared, you know? i’ve just been scared that it’d take you too. ’
‘ i’m so sorry. for everything. ’
‘ i can be so… so… stupid. just really stupid. ’
‘ i don’t hate it, by the way. ’
‘ bitchin’. ’
‘ okay… sure. bitchin’. ’
‘ is this really necessary? ’
‘ this is a ground-breaking scientific discovery. we can’t just bury it like some common mammal, okay? it’s not a dog. ’
‘ okay, first of all, this is not some stupid sports game. and second, we’re not even in the game. we’re on the bench. ’
‘ right– so my point is… right, yeah. ’
‘ we’re on the bench so, uh, there’s nothing we can do. ’
‘ yeah, and then we all die! ’
‘ no, that’s not a point of view, man. that’s a fact. ’
‘ oh yeah? that’s a no. ’
‘ hey! hey! hey! this is not happening. ’
‘ no, no, no, no, no. no buts. ’
‘ i promised i’d keep you shitheads safe and that’s exactly what i plan on doing. ’
‘ we’re staying here. on the bench. and we’re waiting for the starting team to do their job. ’
‘ i said does everybody understand that? i need a yes. ’
‘ he can’t know i’m here. he’ll kill me. he’ll kill us. ’
‘ am i dreaming or is that you? ’
‘ yeah, it’s me. don’t cream your pants. ’
‘ what are you doing here, amigo? ’
‘ doesn’t ring a bell. sorry, buddy. ’
‘ you know, i don’t know, this whole situation here is giving me the heebie-jeebies. ’
‘ man, were you dropped too much as a child or what? ’
‘ i don’t know what you don’t understand about what i just said. ’
‘ looks like you got some fire in you after all! ’
‘ yes, kick his ass! murder that son of a bitch! ’
‘ you little shit, what did you do? ’
‘ are you sure this is a good idea? ’
‘ let’s kill this son of a bitch. ’
‘ it’s okay, you put up a good fight. he kicked your ass, but you put up a good fight. ’
‘ they were gonna leave you behind, but i promised you’d be cool, okay? ’
‘ everybody shut up! i’m trying to focus! ’
‘ what’s happening? it hurts! ’
‘ let me go! ’
‘ oh, no… you guys. ’
‘ hey, where do you think you’re going. ’
‘ what are you, deaf? hello! ’
‘ we are not going down there right now, i made myself clear! ’
‘ this ends right now! ’
‘ you’re upset, i get it. ’
‘ the bottom line is, a party member requires assistance and it is our duty to provide that assistance. ’
‘ i know you promised them that you’d keep us safe, so keep us safe. ’
‘ whoa, whoa, whoa. hey, hey, hey, hey! i don’t think so. ’
‘ any of you shits die down here, i’m getting the blame. ’
‘ got it, dipshit? ’
‘ from here on out, i’m leading the way. ’
‘ those suckers got you pretty good, huh? ’
‘ it’s not working. it’s not working! are you listening to me? ’
‘ you’re killing him! ’
‘ you remember me? ’
‘ that was a pretty douchey thing to do. ’
‘ you did good. you did so good. ’
‘ sometimes i impress even myself. ’
‘ what’s so important about one night? ’
‘ do you always have to be filming everything? ’
‘ you look so handsome! ’
‘ we should, you know, get out there… like, do our thing. ’
‘ yeah, i love it, but not as much as i love you. ’
‘ get out of my room! ’
‘ see? pretty. ’
‘ you don’t care. ’
‘ i don’t care. ’
‘ there you go. you’re learning, my friend. ’
‘ hey, come on. you look great, okay? you look great! ’
‘ you’re gonna go in there, look like a million bucks, and you’re gonna slay ‘em dead. ’
‘ yeah, uh… don’t do that, okay? ’
‘ holy shit! what happened to you? ’
‘ are you trying to ask me to dance, stalker? ’
‘ wanna dance? ’
‘ you’re my favorite. ’
‘ you’ve always been my favorite. ’
‘ girls this age are dumb. ’
‘ how are you holding up? ’
‘ yeah, that feeling never goes away. ’
‘ it is true what they say, you know. every day it does get a little easier. ’
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