fucking want someone like this omg

ALL I WANT RIGHT NOW. WISH THIS WAS POSSIBLE

WHYYY

Apparently I’m a keeper

you can call me ugly…i can also say the sky is green, id probably be more accurate than you tho

that one password you use for everything and if anyone ever found it out they could probably single-handedly ruin your life

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

a poem: im hella cute hella rad hella dumb hella sad

It pisses me off when I see gifs and photosets of other peoples cats being all loving and cute and giving their owners kisses and stuff because my cat just throws up in my underwear drawer and bites my nipple whilst I sleep it’s not fair

haven’t you people ever heard of closing the gosh diddly-darn door

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

don’t talk to me i’ll get attached and hate everyone else that talks to you

im going to kill every single person who has the same birthday as me so that it truly is my day

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time

"go hang a salami" backwards is “im a lasagna hog” and that pleases me

sometimes I get this sudden strong urge to make out with someone and hug but then the urge goes away and I’m like nah