equilibrium

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.

i don’t understand “pushing 30” like that is so stupid. why am i pushing 30 away? fuck that, i am pulling 30. i love her, i want her tongue in my mouth

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask