Abbrevs for us all

Make coworker: Wow! You look great! You look so good without makeup. Why do you wear makeup every other day? Me: I’m wearing more makeup than usual today, just more neutral colors... Male coworker: Are you a sorceress? Me: 🤷🏻‍♀️✨🔮 https://www.instagram.com/p/Btd_cXBgr1Y/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hz5kxc4vbljt

Trying to will the polar vortex away with spring makeup ✨ DEETS: ☺️ @colourpopcosmetics concealer and bronzer @fentybeauty match stix foundation and blush 🤨@milkmakeup kush brow 👄 @colourpopcosmetics lippie stick in topanga 👁 @colourpopcosmetics shadow in come and get it, party favors and starflower and @colourpopcosmetics lashes! This is the new BFF mascara ........... #motd #colourpopcosmetics #milkmakeup #fentybeauty #shorthair #plussize https://www.instagram.com/p/BtOU8PRgis_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=9temb5rhpjso

@tommytoastnose made a Japanese curry with potstickers 🥟 🍛💙 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtE3bpBAt5O/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=141rxxtvj5zua

Did I get a drastic hair cut? Yes. Did I put makeup on just to take these photos? Also yes. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs9ZsEkAxVj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12rloh53i9qam

Dinner theater lunch date 🎭 (at Westchester Broadway Theatre (OFFICIAL)) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsdnywQgTql/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1juwmlztkn7zs

🧿 (at Bronx Zoo) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsbtpxQgbEk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=9v6eed4xhz2k

we are having a mall date 💙 (at Palisades Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsYhIXTgglr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=md3h285dblez

basic bitch / angel baby makeup for visiting with @tommytoastnose ‘s mom featuring @milkmakeup kush brow, @hourglasscosmetics mascara, @colourpopcosmetics Disney palette and @laritzycosmetics highlight in fine (at Cortlandt Manor, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsTN-96Acd5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1127xcudu6xvm

#topnine2018 y’all this just reinforces that I should keep posting selfies https://www.instagram.com/p/BsEoe-FAcFi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1c3yvk7ak4328

last lewk for 2018...why not go black and red? https://www.instagram.com/p/BsEmTZygRi2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=96wrcm2rqia7

in winter, trees make maps in the sky (at Columbus, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br5FevRAWIe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lnj1pi7djm54

When it’s Sunday and you just want to sleep in but ya can’t and ya just want to play a nerdy RPG video game because ya don’t want to wake up your boyfriend or play it without him and you really should be putting your time to good use by writing or reading a book or going for a walk or cleaning #sundayproblems https://www.instagram.com/p/BrvBUU4gr4h/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=79pbm5on5le5

Obsessed with this eye shadow 👀 DEETS: all @colourpopcosmetics cuz each pressed powder shadow is $4 or something ridic like that. Lid- vivacious Crease- dragonfly Inner corner- the cancer from the zodiac palette Brow bone- the libra, also from the zodiac palette https://www.instagram.com/p/BrlMp8JABUQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12gk5i4ew50jf

Today is so much festive goodness with a work holiday party and Friendsgiving! https://www.instagram.com/p/BrVQoXzAvOZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qr8bfpn7b2gp

Soups never look sexy, but do I have to say that @tommytoastnose and I make a damn fine one. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrRKIu0A-5s/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1j1ehy8ktowx9

Fashion is performance art. (at Old North Arcade) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq1EIttg7sk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yy0tifkv78d8