every foster kid dreams of their lost family.

“We should both go on a vacation, honestly. For more reasons than one. Somewhere sunny with a lot of stuff to do that isn’t pure drama and bullshit.”

“You’re calling me pale? Have you looked in a mirror lately?”

“It’s not my fault that Ontario hasn’t seen sunshine in eighteen years now, is it, Tony? Come on now. You have far less excuse for being as white as a sheet.”

“zero fucks given. next please.”

     ❛    Damn. Sound a little more pumped, man!    ❜

❛  Apologies. I’m definitely thrilled to risk my life for dumplings!  ❜ 

“I know God makes no mistake. But he must have been drunk when he made Gertrude’s personality.” “Well, books can’t fly and neither can babies.” “Is it even more funny if I tell you it came from the front?” “How are you eating right now?” “Try saying no to these salty parabolas.” “Ain’t no bitches going to hunt no ghosts.” “Oh my gosh, did you hear that thing? It might be a ghost…no it is a bird.” “You want to use the bathroom? There is a perfectly good bathroom upstairs at Starbucks.” “It is not about the end result, it is about the journey.” “I thought the floating hot dog implied a ghost was holding it.” “An aquarium is a submarine for fish.” “I don’t have a cat. I have a dog named Mike Hat.” “Whatever they are no one should have to encounter that type of evil. Except your girls.” “I am joining the club.” “I can borrow a car from my uncle.” “Stonebrook theater. There is a goat on the loose.” “This music is so terrible it is making him angry. Play something gentle!” “Charge the lights. Create the vortex. Break the variables.” “Why are you pretending to catch ghosts?” “That man went through the wrong door.” “If it is a crime to look good, guilty as charged!” “If the cat is out of the bag, you can’t put it back in.” “Please don’t be like the mayor in Jaws.” “I don’t drive to Chinatown.” “I don’t drive wackos.” “I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts!” “Who is the flying beef cake?” “I feel like the slime is after me personally.” “Forgot about my new toys.” “I guess he’s going to Queens - he’s going to be the third scariest thing on that train.” “Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?” “It’s 2040. Our president is a plant!” “You guys, this is exactly how I pictured my death!” “Sorry. I can’t buy you another one.” “That’s where I saw that weird sparking thing.” “Do you have any idea how many federal regulations you are breaking on a daily basis?” “Okay, room full of nightmares.” “Whoa, nobody called for a Clark Kent strippergram!” “I’ve heard terrible things about you.” “Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world’s tiniest bowtie?” “It’s really easy sit there and be the naysayer when you don’t actually do anything.” “Safety lights are for dudes.” “Okay, but we’re talking about relocating. No one’s being killed here. Right?” “I’m just gonna go ahead and take off. How about that?” “Come out, come out, wherever you are…” “Booyah! Emphasis on the boo.” “Is it the boobs you don’t like? Because I can make them… bigger.” “Okay, I don’t know if it was a race thing or a lady thing, but I’m mad as hell.” “Charge the lines, create the vortex, break the barriers.” “I’m not good in a fight.” “It’s on books on tape, too. Only, I know how to read.” “Well, that thing is having the time of its life.” “The hat is too much, right? Is it the wig or the hat?” “I will kick the unliving crap out of you, and you, and ESPECIALLY you!” “That stuff went everywhere, by the way. In every crack.” “Oh my god, you killed a pilgrim!” “I would have used aluminum but I’m crazy.” “I’m smelling both electrical discharge and isotopic decay.” “It smells like burnt baloney and regrets down here.” “We just gave a ghost a nuke, we should probably run.” “I’m just looking for a reasonable ratio of wontons to soup, this is madness!” “I’m sorry you’re having a soup crisis.” “It’s always the sad, pale ones.” “We like him, despite his many, many frustrating quirks!”

“Only idiots and millionaires.” Felix shifts in his seat  and extends a hand to the other man. “Felix Dawkins. Pleasure to meet you.”

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“ You’d be surprised how often this happens. “

Felix’s lips set into a welcoming smirk, genuine concern behind his eyes and he tweaks his eyebrow upward, essentially challenging him to open up.

“Wake up! Wake up! It’s just a dream!” “What were you dreaming about…? You were shouting…” “I woke up because you were screaming so loudly.” “Shh– No, no, don’t panic, love. You’re safe now.” “It was so real! I swear! He/she was here!” “I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?” “If you tell me, it’ll go away. That’s what my mum/dad always told me and it’s never failed me.” “Do you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?” “I don’t want to go back to sleep…” “I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!” “There’s really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?” “How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.” “Let’s get you to the shower, you’re covered in sweat.” “There’s really nobody else here.” “You’ve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.” “I don’t even know what a peaceful night’s sleep is like anymore.” “I can’t do this anymore. These nightmares have to stop…” “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.” “I can’t go back to sleep after that. I need coffee– no, I need a drink, a stiff one.” “How long have you been having these nightmares?” “I’ve had nightmares all my life, but they’ve been really bad recently.” “You get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then you’ll get some rest?” “I’d kill for a peaceful night’s sleep.” “A dream catcher? Honestly? I’m not a child.” “Nothing’s ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.” “I’m so tired… but there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after that.”

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