Dude, just go with it...

Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”

Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”

Envy: mixed-race nb queer person who fights for equal rights but keeps getting told to stop asking for “special privileges” or being a “special snowflake” or sometimes “taking up too much space in the movement”

Gluttony: body-positive obese woman

Greed: bi poly black woman (not dating Lust, we tried it once and it got weird) fighting to raise the minimum wage and end income inequality

Sloth: disabled/chronically ill person with depression who keeps getting told their fatigue symptoms are just them “being lazy”

Wrath: angry abuse survivor and unrepentant nazi-puncher who has had enough of “calm down, can’t you take a joke?”

And our shaggy protagonist,