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@totallyincharacterarcana
Hey everyone! Admin Asra here, and I just wanted to make an announcement
You may have realized this already, but this acc will be on an indefinite hiatus! Neither mod is really into The Arcana anymore and we don't want to keep y'all hoping for content that may never come.
We'll still be accepting submissions, but they'll take a while to put in the queue because we dont really check here anymore.
I'm eternally grateful for all the love this blog has gotten 💕
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Muriel: What is going on?!
Julian: We're trying to get Pasha ready for the fi-
Julian: [catching himself] -Aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Julian:
Julian: [whispering to Portia] I couldn't think of another word.
Portia: [whispering back] Idiot.
Portia: He meant we were fi-
Muriel:
Portia: ...-ghting.
Portia: It IS hard to think of another word!
(source: Community)
Julian: I diagnose you with small dick energy, it’s chronic.
Lucio:
Lucio: first the leeches now THIS?!
Julian: Ah, yes. But that just leaves one question...
Valdemar: Oh? And what question is that?
Julian: WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?!
Valdemar: Why, Doctor! Are you asking why we should care that someone was killed?
Julian: No, I'm asking why you care that someone was killed.
Valdemar: I don't follow.
Julian: Well, one would - charitably - refer to you as "the Crowned Ruler of Douchebags! Long may they reign!" Your usual reaction to human suffering is to pull up a chair and crack out the popcorn!
(source: SAO Abridged)
Julian: I decided to be, therefore I am. Socrates said that.
Asra: that was Descartes.
Julian: No, that's the cologne you wore in high school.
Asra: That's Drakkar Noir.
Julian: No, that is a wine.
Asra: That's Pinot Noir.
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Portia: *baby talking to Pepi about how cute she is*
Pepi/death: mother I crave violence
Vulgora: When you google "Vulgora" now, I come up first! Not the Vulgora that electrocuted all those horses.
Valerius: Vulgora, that was you.
(source: 30 Rock)
Julian: I'm one of the most romantically competent people in Vesuvia.
Apprentice: I got down on one knee to propose to you and you turned and got out of the way because you thought I was proposing to someone else.
Julian:
Apprentice: We had been dating for five years.
(source: ???)
Lucio: Noddy says I have "emotional issues." How am I supposed to deal with that?!
Apprentice: Well you have two options: either a) the Julian method, or b) the Asra method, where you just hire a therapist and address what's wrong with you.
Lucio: What's the Julian method?
Portia: Investing in waterproof mascara.
(source: Texts from Last Night)
Portia: Just trust your gut!
Muriel: I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission.
(source: Tumblr)
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Nadia: [waking to find Valentine's Day memes taped all over the walls] Goddammit, this is the fourth year in a row.
Portia: [snickers from the hallway]
(source: Imagine Your OTP)
Portia: Ask yourself, what would killing Ilya accomplish?!
Vlastomil: Other than making me laugh like a maniac, not much, but it's enough.
(source: Yugioh Abridged)
Morga: Sometimes I feel like I've failed as your mother.
Lucio: "Sometimes?!"
(source: Archer)
Julian: And that concludes my presentation on why Asra is the hottest.
Nadia: Dr. Devorak, this is a meeting to discuss battle plans.
Julian: Yeah! Asra distracts the enemy so Pasha can stab them.
Nadia: Can you please talk some sense into him?
Portia: Why? I get to stab someone!
(source: ???)
Apprentice: Asra, is your Tumblr header seriously "omg woah I didn't know you could change the header?"
Lucio: WAIT IS IT?!
Asra: I'm gonna change it once I think of something leave me alone.
Lucio: I'm dying that's so funny!
(source: Tumblr)
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Nadia: I didn’t used to understand why Lucio got so emotional over Chopped, but the first episode I watched had someone putting caviar in the blender and I clapped my hand over my mouth and screamed.
(source: Tumblr)
Apprentice: [peeking out from behind Julian's cape] We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way.
(source: Texts from Last Night)