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New rule: when submitting a quote, please make sure to add which Sega game they are from as there will be some I'm not familiar with thanks

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Wave: Jet, dont touch my phone.
Jet, phone in hand: Shut the fuck up!
Wave: Jet?!
Sega: Alright what's your talent?
Blaze: I can summon fire from thin air.
Sega: LOSER!
Shadow: *playing guitar* My sister died.
Sega: GOLDEN BUZZER!
Sonic: You faked your death?! But why?
Shadow: Haven't you ever felt like the world would be better off without you?
Sonic:.....
(Cut to the opening of Sonic 06 but instead of Sonic saving Elise, it's Jet)
Sonic: No, the world needs me.
Nights: Hey guys, I heard we were baking. OH MY-
Sonic: I'M STUCK IN THE OVEN!
Beat, being dragged away: HELP! IT GOT ME!
Knuckles: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT SOMEONE IN THE OVEN, FUCK!
Hatsune Miku: *crying* I ate all the chocolate chips. What do i do?
Amigo: WHERE'S THE CONDENSED MILK?!
Joker: I FORGOT TO STEAL THE FRIDGE!
Ulala: RUN! THE BUTTER IS FIGHTING BACK!
Amy: This is so easy, I wonder what's taking everyone so long.
Tails, in the background: I'M OUT OF EGGS!

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Amy: I hope we all have a good race, No matter who ends up winning!
Wave: .... I wanna kill that girl.
Sonic: You're cute when your angry.
Shadow: Then I'm about to be really fucking adorable!
Sonic's thoughts: Stop looking at me, stop looking at me, Stop looking at me
Amy's Thoughts: Please look at me. Hey, psst, I love you Sonic. I have secret love powers. LOOK AT ME
Knuckles' thoughts: Huh. I have 29 teeth. No, that can't be right. 1...2...3..
Silver's thoughts: Amy's in love with Sonic and I have nothing. Oh look I found an M&M *he picks it up and eats it. It's not an M&M* oh no....
Shadow's Thoughts: My life sucks..... Ok, I really hope no one smelled that.
Rouge's thoughts: Alright, I'm the best looking person in this room. No, in this whole town. No, in this whole state. No....
Eggman's thoughts: ..... Dumbasses.
Eggman: Before we begin the annual Sega villain meetup, I think Reala should apologize for the disgusting comments he tweeted Reala: I called Shadow "edgy" what's the big deal? Mephiles: That wasn't very funny, Reala Reala: YOU KILL PEOPLE
Amy: This is for Sonic, when you find him *Kisses Knuckles on the cheek*
Knuckles: Uh thank you. But it won't mean the same thing coming from me.

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Sonic: Mi casa, su casa. That's French for "front door"
Amigo: um, no it isn't....
Cream: The kids at school are asking if you were a bottom or a top. Shadow: They shouldn't be asking that. Cream: They said if that was your answer, you were a bottom. Shadow: Who are these fucking kids you're talking to?!
Eggman: I replaced Knuckles' "I can't believe it's not butter" with real butter (Cut to Knuckles spreading butter on toast then taking a bite) Knuckles: But- But...I-I...I- I can't believe-...what..you...uh (Cut to Knuckles in a mental ward screaming and being held down by his friends) Sonic: I don't know Tails. Looking back, I think it may have been real butter. Tails: He murdered 3 children, Sonic.
Sonic: How would you like Metal tuned so he only plays YOUNG PEOPLE'S MUSIC? (Tails hits Metal Sonic and "hue hue hue hue" starts coming out of him) Eggman, covering his ears: AH HE SAID THE WORD "HUE" OVER 17 TIMES. TURN IT OFF! (Tails hit Metal again and he stops)
Sonic: Our franchise has been around for nearly 35 years and there have never been any issues whatsoever
Sonic: And don't say Sonic 06 or crunch times or Yuji Naka or splitting Sonic Team in two or My Blue Arms or Secret Rings or Amy's Tarot Cards or Pontac and Graff or character mandates or That one issue of IDW or trying to make Ryan Drummond leave his union, or Ken Penders or Mike Pollock or Karen Strassman or killing the Riders franchise or covering Rouge's Cleavage or Sonic Prime or Ryan Drummond's Infidelity or the Sonic 25th anniversary concert or the Twitter account before 2019
Amy: I guess you're right

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Sonic: Look how cute these pens are.
Jet: Sonic, that's gay.
Sonic:... Jet we've been dating for-
Wave, puncuating her words with a tap on her phone: Girls. Don't. Want. Flowers. For Valentine's Day.
Amy: Wait what the fuck? I want flowers- *tapping her phone* I. Want. Flowers. For Valentine's Day. I. Want-