100 percent (not) canon

mabu: your kiss felt so real in my dreams

tooi: this is the most cringe shit i've ever heard

enta: this is so cute!

keppi: you look like an undertaker for clowns

mabu: you look like you tripped and fell into a spencer's

kazuki: oh yeah enta? what are you gonna do?

enta: IM GONNA...

enta: KICK YOUR... HEAD.

kazuki: oh! my head.

enta: YEAH

kazuki: not my ass?

enta: ...

reo: they're like... cooler than us. AND THEY'RE ONLY FOURTEEN.

reo: SO THEY ALREADY KNOW THE MISTAKES OF THE OLDER GENERATION BECAUSE NO ONE SHUTS UP ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET

mabu: [not listening] YEAH

reo: like a fourteen year old would spit in my face and say "that's cringe" AND THEY'D BE RIGHT.

mabu:

chikai: send me a pic of the basement walls

tooi: im upstairs watching game

chikai: u awake

tooi: ya

tooi: i had some weed

tooi: the wall is melting

chikai: okay

tooi: life's too short for me not to piss on ur pillow rn tbh

tooi: worst case scenario you yell at me

tooi: then what

tooi: you're still gonna need a new pillow

tooi: consider this a threat

mabu: do you know what bees make?

reo: ...honey?

mabu: yes dear?

[later]

enta: hey kazuki, what do bees make?

kazuki: i know this is a joke but i love you and want to follow through

kazuki: honey