Totally Correct Fullmetal Alchemist Quotes

Edward Elric: Hurt their feel — do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?

Alphonse Elric: Yeah. Don’t you?

Roy Mustang: Ah, what are you worried about? You’re so small they probably won’t even see you.

Edward Elric: Mustang, is this really the time to be making short jokes?

Jean Havoc: [pulls out bullhorn] ... MY GIRLFRIEND.

Vato Falman: You know, if this phase of your relationship lasts more than a week, I’m legally allowed to stab you both.

Ling Yao: The window was open.

Roy Mustang: No, that’s accurate.

Yo sorry that you're going through this. I'd say just turn off your inbox? I tend to ignore overly aggressive people on either end of the spectrum. Theyre too much. ��

I’m getting anon messages from people who are thanking me too! I’d hate to cut them off, or at least I don’t want to right now. I still might turn off anon before too long, though, drive away all the cowards who are too afraid to throw around accusations like child molester when people would know they were the ones who did it.

... Okay, yeah, just editing to say anon is off now. Asks are still open for people who don’t mind attaching their URL to their words, and also for people who want to suggest their own blogs as worth following without attaching themselves to any of my posts and risking the brigade falling upon them.

I would prefer to not have any more posts regarding this matter, so we’re done.

but it is SO HARD to find people to follow who post that sort of content without also being the sort of people who, at the very least, refuse to condemn the sort of shit that’s going on in my inbox right now. And I do not want to follow anybody who thinks this is okay.

Tagging with “post discussing royed” now! Block that tag.

Well, this one is rather more reasonable than a pedophilia accusation, so sure, I’ll answer it.

Good-bye then, don’t let the door hit you on the way out. I can’t even guarantee someone will submit such a post anyway. Any similar comments after this one will be ignored.

Yes.

So how about you all go and start submitting quotes for your ships? Specifically your ships that are neither canon (like edwin) nor often-treated-by-fandom-as-canon-despite-not-actually-being-canon (like royai).

Ideally, I would even make every single post a different ship! But I’ll need help from you guys, since I’m not familiar with every ship and the dynamics you’d expect from those ships, so... submit quotes for your favorite ships and your rarepairs! I don’t know quite when it would be (I wouldn’t want to give a date and then not have enough quotes yet), but I’d sure like to make this happen! Perhaps as a 10,000 follower event, since I’m only a few hundred off by now. (and boy does saying “only” a few hundred followers sound weird, how the heck did this happen??)

Mrs. Bradley: After you, sir.

King Bradley: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.

Mrs. Bradley: Okay, well, that still leaves a thirty percent chance that I’ll attack you from the front.

King Bradley: Uh, yeah, but it’ll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, I can counter it –