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He got mud all over his shorts after slipping on a puddle during his hike. He was going commando that day, so he was standing bare assed as he washed his shorts in the sink of one of the bathrooms. Fortunately nobody saw him as he made a half naked dash from the bathroom to his car. The shorts were still soaking wet, so he stuck them on the car window hoping it would dry as he drove back home with his bare ass out in the open. He thought the worst was over until he saw a security checkpoint at the exit of the national park. He panicked, rolling down the window to get his shorts but they fell out the opposite side outside of the car. Without any other choice, he drove to the security checkpoint desperately pulling his shirt over his junk hoping the park ranger wouldn't notice, but they immediately did. They even called the other park rangers to the checkpoint just to watch him struggle to hide his little nub. They let him go in the end, but he would realize that his humiliation was not over yet upon noticing that he was almost out of gas.

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BOY PUSSY POP !

NO DINNER NO WINE …STRAIGHT TO DESSERT 

I fucking NEED that armpit

I know where I want to be!

On my knees