"Everyone lies,

"That’s mean," Oikawa sighs, throwing her a wistful look. "Here I was, only hoping I’d get the chance to sit next to a pretty girl. You wouldn’t dash my hopes and dreams like that, would you?"

Izaya was expecting his client any moment now, unfortunately.

Clearing his throat slightly, he let his voice settle into a more believable octave for a girl to possess; Having been startled enough before that he hadn't really thought to warm up his vocal cords to make himself seem more like he was pretending to be.

Tilting his head at the boy's words, he let out a small snort of both amusement and disbelief-- Smirking lightly.

"I would do just that, actually. I happen to be waiting for someone, ne~? I don't have time to flirt with you right now~"