do you like karaoke?

torture em for what exactly aint there usually like. reasons. OTHER than pleasure

Whoops! Rambled again.

anyway who the hell are you

Anyways, name’s Irving McAllister. I torture people because hey, somebody’s gotta do it! It’s not like I fucking love it or anything. That’s just a bonus. Who are you, buddy.

aries: fight me, Liam! I’ll beat some reason into that twisted head of yours! taurus: You are insane. Let me go with you, Burden. gemini: I just don’t see myself on a couch. cancer: I thought I was your favorite blonde. leo: He entrusted me to lead you all back home, and that’s what I plan to do at any cost. virgo: They won’t see me coming. libra: You taught me the meaning of sacrifice. scorpio: I don’t know, why, but this cold void… feels like home. sagittarius: I WILL KILL YOU! AND YOUR FRIENDS. AND YOUR FAMILY. AND YOUR PETS. capricorn: Yeah, how noble… I don’t give a fuck. aquarius: Woof! pisces: We’ll meet again, in this life or the next.

someone at Animal Planet KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING