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Airbnb but it turns out it’s in a pocket dimension

#shower thoughts #I have great ideas

Me when I remember that fashion can be an enjoyable form of self expression and not just a way to mold yourself into a conventionally desirable form ! ! !

#fashion #thrifting #happy moments

I want to see The Hangover but Supergirl

#superman #superman 2025 #supergirl #superman spoilers

citrusbrew

first time posting smthing abt this AU and it’s this fucking stupidf thing

tortellini-turtle

Wish this actually existed 😔 I need more Magnus Archives ASMR, or just any, there’s like none I can find

#tma #the magnus archives #asmr #seriously #when I’m fixated I want to fall asleep to something Magnus related

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usinguntiligetmyaccountback-blog

please tell me no one has done this yet

n0picturespls

MY FRIEND SAID THIS AFTER I SENT A PIC OF BIZLY IN A GROUP CHAT LMAO

@roonaishi HEY ITS YOUR GUY

roonaishi

HEHEHEHEHEHE GUNPOWDER TIM MECHANSISMSMSS

tortellini-turtle

OMG IT WAS ME I WAS THE FRIEND WHO SAID THAT

beegs-borg

Tmagp 28

tortellini-turtle

Welp, I guess I gotta watch episode 28

#at least it’s not real spoilers this time #this is more like a trailer y’know #makes me curious but doesn’t ruin any of the fun #tmagp #the magnus protocol

keyntac

the admiral

#the admiral’s looking admirable #tma #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #the admiral

Do you think there are any TMA JMart fanfictions where Martin is a worm? I think that that could be a good opportunity

#tma #the magnus archives #tmagp #tma podcast #jmart #jonmartin

thesunnysunsun

If your cold their cold. Go inside the normal carriage

tortellini-turtle

I love how strange this must seem out of context

#I’m not even gonna tag it #I hope my friends are confused

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demolitionloverxd

#silly goober #tma #the magnus archives #jon simms

I thought I was caught up on TMP but then I was scrolling and immediately saw spoilers for ep. 27 before I even knew there was an ep. 27 😭

#the magnus protocol #tmp #this is your warning if you see this and you haven’t listened to it #I don’t even know how to block tags anyways

heeha-must-die

learning how to draw dale’s face

#CUUUUUBES #HELL YEAH #rusty lake #cube escape #dale vandermeer

circus0shifter

precious sweater man i wanna kiss him on cheeks

#AAAAAAAA #OH MY GOD THE CORKSCREW IN THE SIDE DETAILS #tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood

circus0shifter

I'll just.... put a new version of that michael sketch here... (he won't let me go)

#This is SICKKKKK #the magnus archives #tma #michael the distortion

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lynx-jinx

Alice: we shouldn't get more involved in this

Sam & Celia: we need to investigate

Colin:

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #STOP #THIS IS SO FUNNY

ratpyramid

(inspired very much by this lovely post)

#REAL #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims

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