out of the pan into the fire

-the preview is not looking promising

-this is the stupidest most on the nose affair dialogue

-beating hearts are not that color

-Suit Dean :)

-THE CUBICLE TOO???

-someone told Dean he has a dad bod hahaha

-I fucking called it lmaooooooo

-Sam witchcraft era

-how many times are they gonna make Dean face his deepest desire in a person

-Dean honesty arc?

-this episode if taken out of context is so gay coded. Like oh the love I feel is cloaked in shame. I don’t have a choice in the matter

-Sam is like. You can’t choose who you love hashtag love is love

-these people look so fake

-what are these shows playing on the TV

-Rick and Morty is in the background???

-NOOOOOOOOO

-I DO NOT WANNA SEE HER TITS

-“but to call it desire or love, it’s not that”

-in a better universe Dean would be a food blogger

-Dean should host Road Food

-Dean and Sam stuck at this awkward family dinner

-Dean’s having as much fun as I am rn

-Dean and Claire the same person

-Claire………..

-Dean is such a guncle here

-Sam big coat moment hell yeah

-the villain this episode is so cartoonishly evil

-fambly…….

-oh……..

-the casual admission of police corruption 😭

-this is so stupid bc why did he kill random innocents 😭

-this teen actor’s aura farm 😭

-it’s nice to have the contrast between sister who wants to move on and sister who wants to continue hunting

-Jerma???????

-Irish Harry Potter

-okay if this guy’s named we’ll get the 5th named Asian character. Or 6th

-Squirrel in the back!!!

-well. Unnamed angel RIP

-EILEEN HIIII

-Lucifer pretending to be Cas is something so. To me

-Dean actually opening up to Cas when it’s not actually him

-That scene in the bunker with Casifer shirt unbuttoned and Dean is Ye Zun pretending to be Shen Wei to get at Zhao Yunlan

-“Attraction?” Cas is in that body somewhere crying and sobbing

-whenever Dean looks away Lucifer just makes Misha thirst trap face and it makes me laugh

-Spotify play Sunset by Caroline Polachek

-legitimately good twist that Dean is more vulnerable than the old woman with the heart problems

-awwww Eileen and Sam

-the line about pining…follow your heart…

-Dean you LIAR

-the way Dean is only honest to Cas. Follow your heart Dean

-I can’t take Casifer seriously bc that’s just Misha

-is this Asian angel single

-hahahaha Dean

-Sam’s glorious mane

-her father’s in the Men of Letters! I forgot that

-You know Lucifer is laughing his ass off rn

-Dean’s watched Golden Girls hahaha

-this is too sweet and wholesome wahhhh

-Mildred…what a kind lady

-I forgot that he apologizes for purgatory here hahaha

-it’s a good ending

-Crowley in his jammies!!!

-not the official Supernatural Funko Pop

-Santa kills Crowley the king of hell. Sure why not

-I could do without the Lucifer Sam rape overtones. Like this show has never handled that well

-please I love their voicemails

-aww Dean must’ve prayed to Cas. Doctor Cas is on the scene

-Dean you think you’re too good to suck an angel finger

-Dean’s gotta go on a fetch quest to hell to find his brother again. I know he’s TIRED

-Ambriel’s about to fucking die. After we finally get an Asian woman angel

-heartbreaking. The worst devil you know just made a good point

-this show making us look at torture devices I’ve never even heard of

-“Blue-eyes” she just called him a slur

-Billie reading The Sandman lmaooo

-S11 Lucifer is like. When the male manipulator goes to therapy and comes back with a new arsenal of tricks

-I AM COMING

-Go off Sammy!!!

-Cas vs Lucifer literal cage match

-RUTH CONNELL THE ACTRESS YOU ARE

-“Love is weakness and I’ll never be weak again”

-oh god no

-at least it’s Misha Lucifer

-I forgot that Funko Pops were canon

-those are funny voicemails

-the Cas reverb voice

-the fuck is smiting sickness

-we’re just making shit up

-Adam’s also in the cage lol??? And Michael???

-Billie hahahaha

-they just keep making up new entrances to hell

-AMELIA HAHAHA

-I FORGOT ABOUT I AM COMING

-unfortunately “you hit like a human” is really funny

-too stony faced for Cas

-I could accept this whole “God’s sister” thing if Amara was more interesting. Like Rowena and Abbadon were more interesting villains that she is

-THE BURNING BUSH

-my headcanon is that Dean just never read the Bible

-Crowley my best worstie

-Cas should be here

-not the angels are starting a union

-Rowena my favorite menace

-Cas should be here!!!

-the thunder crackling in the distance while Rowena quips oh I love her

-so they’re just Zooming Lucifer in

-who the fuck edited this episode. Literally goes from loud ass drums and fire and chanting to barely hearing Amara creep whispering

-not this Windows Movie Maker knife breaking vfx

-EWW

-Rowena and Crowley bored watching Sam the same way I feel

-this is literally Jacob and Renesme

-I hate this

-Boppenheimer.

-Sam’s facing the devil alone while Dean just made out with God’s sister he’s so fucking useless sometimes

-no Sam :(

-all of this over the past what. 5 seasons and Sam’s back in that damn cage

-I like that the pastor calls Amara “sister” LOL

-she’s kinda hilarious hahaha

-so don’t say it like that Sam

-Crowley’s questioning his life

-Crowley’s right

-I just think it’s funny that the cage is a literal cage

-what is this dialogue 😭 help meeee

-Kanye?

-we live in a society

-this episode’s dialogue is so damn corny

-get me outta hereeeew

-not the cloud asshole in the sky

-poor Sam :(

-please why did we end on a rape joke

-the filler episodes that start with a random montage of stupid shit are the worst so not high hopes for this one

-Sparkle I hate you

-Imaginary friend living in the bunker is a funny concept

-Dean in a robe!!!

-me saying “don’t tell me they’re a magical race that helps kids” and immediately after Sully says “I help kids”

-Dean sweater outfit!!!!!!!!

-Child trauma counselors is new

-awww Sammy really didn’t want to be a hunter

-how do you clean the blood in this situation

-this person has legitimate beef with an imaginary friend

-this villain is so dumb

-not Americana Jay Gruska

-Dean’s sleepy voice is so good hahaha

-Richard Speight Jr directed this one hahaha

-the Bert and Ernie pretext.

-trauma counselors hahahaha

-that’s such a good visual gag

-the killer left without confirming the kill

-for a moment jarpad disappeared

-this is so stupid

-this woman’s acting is so bad LMAO

-Donna Jody episode!!!

-what is this FNAF shit

-Sammy have you considered that you’re just soul binding with Lucifer again

-Cas in the occupied Gaza Strip digging up pre Biblical books

-I know there’s a bunny head serial killer running about but the most improbable thing in this ep is the police getting budget cutbacks

-not another Doug

-WHY THE GEORGIA TECH FONT

-okay so someone watched Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

-Donna just quit being a cop please

-it is kinda cool that there’s no CGI no VFX just some person in a costume and some good camera angles

-“iron and salt helps” we all know the only thing that really helps in these episodes is speed run therapy

-why is every ep recently Sammy fighting for his life

-Chester still being in the costume

-the plot this ep was so unrelated that they immediately cut to the Winchesters in the car talking Lucifer’s cage

-nothing is happening bro

-that’s not how teen jocks talk 😭

-I feel like this is a Michael Jackson analogue

-lol Crowley being a dad is so funny

-Sam cat fan so true so true

-poor baby Cas looks like he has the flu

-Cas watching shitty TV to cope the way I’m watching SPN to cope

-Cas is all suited up and back in the game!!!

-the canon reason Cas isn’t leaving the bunker is PTSD induced agoraphobia????? Honestly. Not bad Bobo

-not the shoes on the bed. This is what happens when white men teach you how to be a human

-love when Sam does smart things I love when Sam acts like an interesting character thank you Bobo

-“you and Crowley’s summer of love” that’s a little brother!!!

-Marv Corp hat?

-Cas Metatron rematch!!!!!!!

-Crowley reading a parenting book is weirdly sweet

-CAS GET HIS ASS

-Bobo said FUCK conservatives!!!

-He called him a nancy???

-Dean KEPT Crowley’s angry jealous voicemail???????????????

-Bobo Berens the genius you are…

-Truly one of the best narrative choices of the past two seasons was making Dean and Crowley exes. Like The King of Hell being unable to kill the eternal thorn in his side because he’s emotionally attached is hilarious. Dean, hunter of monsters, being unable to kill one of the top 5 evilest guys in the universe because they had a fling once

-literally the Sam Cas parallels about violence and their inability to escape from inflicting it. Who needs Dean really

-Cas I love you Cas I love you

-very weird that they had teenage Amara do this. That’s a teenager. They’re literally doing the “anime girl looks like a kid but is actually several million years old” thing

-dude what the fuck is Metatron doing

-God’s sister The Darkness. What even is this

-I just need Dean to spend a single afternoon with Edward Elric and that would fix him

-Cas immediately sees through Dean

-love watching Crowley mope on his little throne

-hate the song choice so bad

-“we’re short staffed lmaoooo”

-Cas would looooove doomscrolling

-how could he tell that was Metatron 😭

-SAM’S IN A FUCKING SIGMA MALE VIDEO MEWING

-how do you just remember that exorcism is a thing again LOL

-summer of love…

-GET HIS ASS CAS

-he’s so offended about Cas breaking into his apartment lmao

-Dean kept the voicemails Crowley left him

-Crowley is so gay holy shit

-“bromance”?

-Metatron got hemorrhoids

-no no no.

-the child. The teen

-DEAN MOVE

-I don’t like this song bro

-oh they were true crime fans. Eh they probably deserved it

-I can’t believe the canon explanation for why Cas isn’t here is that he got too addicted to Netflix. What a waste

-ew don’t do the “there was only one bed”

-girl a glass of milk before bed? What is this, a Dickens novel

-THE STRANGER THINGS KID??????? THE ONE THAT’S ACTUALLY FAMOUS NOW???

-all they have Dean interview now is vaguely gay men

-oh now why didn’t they have the formerly soulless guy interview the soulless guy

-when the CW actress in her mid twenties is acting as a teenager so they get her colored hair extensions and Hot Topic accessories from 2010

-aww Sydney used to be real nice :(

-how did they fix up the car

-I like how they have “supernatural” hoaxes hahaha

-is that the Stranger Things kid 😭

-one chilly droid

-the obvious clip in fake dyed hair highlights

-this girl thinks she’s Light Yagami

-Chuck?

-the initials etched into the dashboard…

-hello?????

-washing the dashboard to rain transition that’s good

-in another life Dean would’ve been one of those hashtag van life people

-Roadhouse? Like the Valentine’s Day roleplay fam wedding location???

-how did Sam get in the car without the keys

-what is this camera angle

-this car scene with the song is so incredibly white I feel like a white woman film critic this episode reviewing EEAAO “the cultural context was just too specific to be relatable to a general audience”

-the line about having a life with a hunter, someone who understands the life :)

-“son” “don’t call me that” hell yeah Sammy

-Dean thinking Sam praying is absurd. Girl as if you don’t get down on your knees every season for that damn angel

-love the idea that Dean hates even valet parking he’s so protective

-the song choice is here is so good

-the train sound going in the background oh I love a little sonic foreshadowing

-Cas infodumping and then getting worried for Dean

-Dean would have have a phone password

-I mean. Surely he’ll let Cas heal him after this right

-Using the car door to cut his head off is insane

-now what’s wrong with the smoothies

-they should’ve gone to a Buc-ee’s

-brothers :)

-good Sam nightmare

-it’s so sweet as brothers to hang out and chat like this about random fucking bullshit. Like that’s real sibling middle of the night shit

-I love that she changed to have fun with her friend

-Cas is worried……worried about his boy

-“what are you trying to do, field a baseball team?”

-unexpected lore drop

-the fucked up bumper made me laugh

-Cas centric episode!!! Cas centric episode!!!

-just realized Cas is like. Got the Mark of Cain basically

-“Mega Coven” spiritually Rowena is a Midwest mom

-she’s the type of person to walk away from explosions but you gotta make sure the explosion hits the right building first

-no more Amara smoke flashback I’m begging

-NO SHUT UP CAS IN A SOFT LITTLE BLANKET

-he’s just growling…..like when a cat meets another cat

-what’s Amara doing. Watching Fortnite compilations

-oh.

-Crowley fatherhood arc

-“when is Crowley not getting into something” Sam says. Dean you really know how to pick em 🙄

-creationism DESTROYED

-Dean putting blanket around Cas and patting him on the shoulder :,)

-mad dog Cas and encephalitis Will Graham should have a peak-pathetic-man off

-are these guys supposed to be gomens Crowley and Aziraphale

-BLONDE ROWENA VS HAWAIIAN SHIRT DEAN

-Sam’s just wearing his normal clothes which means Dean just needed an excuse to wear that

-Cas following Sam’s written instructions to learn how to use a computer :)

-does “nanny” to Crowley just mean someone who wears an starched apron

-FACE GRAB FACE GRAB

-the blood dripping down Dean’s face like tears…

-Dean not letting Cas heal him oh my god

-here’s the real question. Does Crowley reuse the apron

-soul food hahaha

-“hey” “get a life” early seasons Dean would’ve crushed that pussy late seasons Dean gets rejected on his way to save his angel boyfriend

-Cas in a blanket….

-this is Aziraphale and Crowley gomens hahaha

-power to the people?

-scrying with a makeup mirror is really funny

-her blond wig hahahaha

-this is the same as The Prisoner scene…

-directed by Jensen Ackles

-Dean’s swollen face…

-the fucking zombie plot is so ughhhhhh

-not the Cain clip

-Dean’s so good with babies……..

-They made Jenna sapphic which means we’ve hit our gay quota this season

-Sammy an Alka-Seltzer is not gonna help you

-maybe Sam takes longer to turn because his cells have tolerance from the demon blood

-actual actor man against cardboard face jarpad. He looks like he nicki minaj music video green screened

-“good morning handsome” that’s a hate crime

-poor poor Cas :(

-oh no he’s crying :(

-Billie I love that song you’re so cool

-the first mention of the Empty!!!!!

-“you’re unclean, in the biblical sense” holy shit I love you

-why were the four options to cut off left arm, right arm, nose, and dick

-Lee Madjoub Hannah I love you

-CROWLEY PRIEST I LOVE YOU

-Dean’s like god. Not my fucking ex

-from this point forward if people want to kill Dean and Cas and Sam

-the anti Catholic rhetoric in this episode is insane

-Hannah’s sad brown eyes :(

-not the lobotomy machine again

-Cas sees a gay person in danger he immediately goes Hulk mode

-does killing Hannah count as fridging or bury your gays

-bible purification google search. holy oil

-SAM YOU LEGEND

-“I’m way more of a Daphne” oh I bet

-not this Renesme shit

-this episode has everything. Sam fighting for his life. Cas being a pathetic sad little guy. Brown eyed Hannah. The introduction of the cooler Death. Priest Crowley being gay and homophobic bickering with his ex Dean

-“adorable little Dean”

-“I’m not your bloody sidekick!!!” So true Crowley

-CAS

-not another redhead…

Gonna start rating these episodes with a scale of 1-10 with 1 being Bloodlines and 10 being The Man Who Would Be King

-me when I’m downing random pills at the hospital

-get his ass random angel

-how is the CDC supposed to help you Sam

-BILLIE INTRODUCTION

-The Empty…

-get his ass Billie

-not the dick tap

-HANNAH

-notice how Hannah is only loud and authoritative when she’s in a male vessel?

-WHAT DOES THAT MEANNNN is the best Sam characterization in ages

-CROWLEY THE EXORCIST

-gay?

-Lee Madjoub I’m asking for your hand in marriage

-Crowley lines here are so good

-Crowley has an apparatus in play for the Catholic Church and hell akshskdhdisdh

-what is this fucking music dude

-that’s crazy work

-BIBLE PURIFICATION GOOGLE SEARCH

-good job Sammy

-the baby growing CGI scared the shit out of me

-meanwhile there’s a whole ass eight year old here

-dahling

-what is this fucking music again

-forgot abt the attempted book burning at the bunker

-Purgatory 2!

-Amara????

-what. Is Sam not good enough to be stolen by black smoke

-Dean fuckin conked out

-Cas shivering in a heap in a barn somewhere……

-he’s such a poor little meow meow

-REBAR MOMENT

-okay. Sure. Zombies

-Dean does surgery now alright.

-Dean one. Clean the wound. 2 use gloves. 3. Sanitize the damn needle or you’ll give her an infection

-I know what you are.

-Crowley voice But first. Lemme have an orgy

-Cas praying to his siblings don’t make me cry

-Cas audibly relieved that Dean is okay when his life is crumbling around him

-Dean’s voice breaking when he calls out for Cas at the end of the phone :(

-okay Resident Evil game right now

-Sam being bait for once is new I’ll give them that

-what Cas and Crowley are up to is so much more interesting to me than what Sam and Dean are doing

-the fucking green screen

-Cas feels guilt…

-it’s not the first time Cas has gone apeshit so

-I think the fact that this “Darkness virus” thing doesn’t really add up to anything satisfying makes this episode less interesting to me

-like wtf is FBI supposed to do in this situation

-not them reheating Train to Busan’s nachos…

-this woman is such a good actress

-PLEADING WITH HIS SIBLINGS

-look at that maternal instinct kick in !

-worried boyfriend Cas

-he’s soooo dramatic

-this woman cop is having the worst day of her life

-Sam’s right

-the zombies are not banging on that door very hard

-THE CARRY ON BEING THE MUSICAL VERSION

-this show is so unserious

-wait was Crowley spitting the human blood out in the devil’s trap bullet scene….hmm

-Dean. What are you doing

-Does the Mark of Cain make Dean sexist?

-so true Rowena 👏🏼 know 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 worth 👏🏼

-Dean what is wrong w you???

-the first face Dean seeing is Cas’ bloodied face after Dean beat him up…

-MY FAVORITE GIF MOMENT

-You’re not in my contacts list

-Cas begging to Crowley is the equivalent of Shen Wei kneeling in front of the doctor’s door

-the bar’s decor is a bit on the nose but I like it

-creationism DESTROYED

-Genesis destroyed??????

-Death just chillin in the background

-the mythology of this universe is so stupid

-fan favorite character convention over here

-love that Crowley has his mommy issues wrapped up this episode

-John not being in the pictures lmaoooo

-he killed. Death?????????????????

-THEY ALL GOT BLASTED OUT THE ROOM???

-Cas Crowley bad bitches fight!

-now what the fuck is this

-even this old white man sheriff is like. Chill with the slut shaming

-Joe’s crash out is so funny

-now what Drew Gooden doing here

-he’s reading her mind LOL

-my FAVORITE Dean gif

-“who summons anymore?” Bahahahaha

-I love that Crowley is in it to traumatize his mom back

-this is where they introduce The Darkness

-tbh Death’s idea is not the worst

-the Crowley monologue here is soooo good

-Death gave him the scythe lol

-he literally didn’t have to kill death for any reason

-the fucking cloud

-not family don’t end in blood.

-Styne guy in the glasses looks like. An even straighter version of Harry Styles

-Charlie you deserved better…

-DEAN

-he doesn’t want Cas to get hurt by this plan going further………

-this is also just. Not what Frankenstein did. Like I don’t think these writers read the book at before writing this

-put on some goddamn gloves so help me god I HATE the shitty lab science protocols in this show

-Cas this isn’t your fault!!!

-“I owe him this” SAM

-Crowley and Rowena yell the exact same way it’s so funny

-“Out of the car, Ashley” Dean experiences homophobia again

-HIS FIRST PHONE CALL WAS TO CROWLEY AND NOT CAS OR SAM???

-ACAB

-OH SAM UTILIZING HOMOPHOBIA TO HIS ADVANTAGE

-Crowley’s bad horrible very bad day

-the jazz…

-the red eyes…he’s second phasing

-Rowena’s gold iPhone :)

-Dean’s coming home…meaning the bunker…….

-Miguel O’Hara and MOC Dean would be besties

-oh this poor kid suffering the fate of being a Dean parallel………..

-Cas was in love here………..

-I’m the one who will have to watch you murder the world……..

-no no not Americana Jay Gruska??????

-never noticed the e other two bodies in this scene

-the way Cas says “please”

-hundred dollar haircut? He needs a refund

-he’s soooo mad

-ahahahahaha

-Sam LMAOOOOO

-why’s Dean in a bag

-it’s sooooo good!!!

-HAHAHAHA CROWLEYYYY

-this is why you anesthetize people

-the fact there’s only a woman there to be a nurse bc a male nurse would be gay

-Cas calls the bunker home

-“for the ladies. Or the fellas. I don’t judge”

-AMERICANA

-the recap at the beginning of this ep is so bad

-this eye doctor looks like a Culkin

-Sam is sooo mad

-all these Stynes look kinda like Jerma

-Sam is so tall it’s stupid. Seeing him in shots with Charlie is so hilarious

-“I called in an expert” I would not describe Rowena in those terms but you do you

-Redhead^2

-Sam’s little squad

-Cas and Charlie are on the same wavelength I love them

-Crowley playing darts…the game Dean is good at…

-Cas liked pork rinds when he was human…he’s just like me

-Rowena…don’t you go spreading the seeds of doubt in my best friend Charlie

-Cas baby you are so bad at lying. But I’m sure he feels shit about lying to Dean post-The Man Who Would Become King

-Mark Sheppard talking to a hamster…….some of his best work

-Crowley is a fountain pen guy…….yeah yeah yeah!

-this Frankenstein subplot is so stupid and ridiculous and contrived and glaringly obvious

-Cas HATES being middle management

-Dean looks so hand some here

-no……….

-Sam’s crashing out

-COMPUTER ENHANCE

-Cas’ so bad at lying

-Crowley doesn’t sleep

-Crowley talking to a gerbil is so good

-Leon Kennedy Dead By Daylight noises

-they randomly mention that they did the Arab Spring 😭

-this is so stupid why would she disappear without telling anyone if she knew she was being hunted

-she literally doesn’t try to explain that she doesn’t have the book