New Deltarune Theory (thanks to the Winter Newsletter):
Spamton G Spamton has/had a FAT ASS
When talking about Rouxls Kaard in Castle Town, he first insults Rouxls Kaard, then claims that he has a small ass
To Tenna, the lamp is stupid looking and has a small ass. Heās calling Rouxls unattractive for having a small ass
And then in the last newsletter from Toby Fox, Tenna comments on Mikeās ass, claiming that its āvariableā and tells Kris to keep an eye on it for him
Itās doesnāt seem like a bad thing, just something to keep an eye on
SO: Tenna doesnāt like Rouxls Kaard not only because heās annoying and a freak, but because he has a small ass, which makes him unattractive, and Tenna seems to be worried for Mike since his ass is ever changing
We know that Tenna liked Spamton. He REALLY liked Spamton
And if a small ass makes you undesirable to Tenna, like Rouxls Kaard is, then having a big ass would make you attractive to Tenna. You wouldnāt be seen as āstupid-lookingā, and I think we can all agree that Tenna did not find Spamton āstupid-lookingā at all
Therefore: Tenna liked Spamton not only because he believed that he could make him a big shot, but because he had a FAT ASS and wanted a piece of that. Not only was Spamton a big shot, but he had the attractiveness to go with it cause of his big ass.
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EDIT: I was reminded of the Spamton Body pillow which also has a big assā¦itās always been confirmed. It just took Tenna constantly talking about ass for it to finally click in my mind
Big ass Spamton was never a theory, itās a canon truth