Hey little pigs, I’ve been focusing on my local fags for the past year but seeing as my birthday is coming up this weekend, I’ve decided to give some of my valuable time to you worthless faggots. So step up, and prove your worth if you want a chance to join my herd of cash cows. Contact information in the post below, as well as my PayPal for those who want to attempt to impress me right off the bat (include your contact details with every tribute if you want recognition).












