An INTP

I’ve been having bad days and drawing this helped me remember things.

Me: what?

ESFP: “Uh… schwa!”

ESTJ: *pause* (in Russian accent) “Oh, your handwriting is very bad!”

ENTP: “You’ll notice that I walk across the grass rather than the sidewalk as I go to class, because sidewalks are a social construct, and I don’t want to be tangled in that.”

ENFJ: “I’m teaching so many classes this semester, I don’t know what we’re supposed to be talking about.”

ISTJ: “Take it up with administration, I don’t have time.”

INTJ: “Students keep asking me all these questions, and I get to the point where I just want to yell, ‘It’s in the syllabus!’.”

INFJ: “First of all, calculators are like cheating.”

INFP: “The bastards at MLA keep changing the rules on me, so keep in mind that I, also, am now learning how to cite sources.”

ISFP: “If you think it’s art, then it’s art, and all art is valid. Welcome to the humanities department!”

ISTP: “That was…. That was genius! Why didn’t I think of that?”

ISFJ: “So basically, just be nice to each other!”

ENFP: “I don’t use the podium because it’s easy to fall on.”

ESTP: “Confidence is sexy, it’s how I met my wife.”

ESFJ: “I’ll tell you where to find super cheap textbooks, but the dean can never know.”

ENTJ: “Stop paraphrasing the textbook, I’m getting bored.”

dom Ti: Logic Logic Logic TRUE Logic Logic Logic FALSE

aux Ne: 344 Very Impractical Things To Make xNTJs Angry

tert Si: An Alphabetical List Of Every Cringy Thing I’ve Ever Done

…the natural people pleaser (and low-key conflict avoider), you almost always automatically present a version of you that you know people need you to be, despite how you really think and feel at that moment.