15, Learning To Love Myself, Proudly Bisexual ;)

Hi friendly reminder to pansexuals that bisexuals are also capable of being attracted to people regardless of gender and you don’t get to define bisexuality for us to elevate your own microlabel or make yourselves seem more inclusive 💕

so y'all just...... don't hyperfixate?? or imagine your own little world where you put yourself or an oc in as a main character and imagine the world for hours on end? or get random bursts of emotions??? wack

All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world but every villainous act you commit backfires. Steal candy from a baby? Poisoned candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off a building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.

Newly acquired toddler: Mr. Evil man you sure are helping a lot of people. Villain: Finish eating your lunch, Timmy. Daddy’s plotting to overthrow the Big Bank. Sidekick: Oh that’s great, John! They’re so corrupt. I’ll cancel my plans with Linda tonight. She’s gonna love this. Villain: *crumples up evil plans and throws them across the room* DAMMIT!

*the plans land in the recycling bin*

Oh yeah. That's why I don't trust anyone. I forgot.

This is one of those weird ones where I remember it happening so vividly but I don’t know if it happened to me or if I just saw it happen to other people or if it was both but this is such a specific memory and it upsets me so it definitely happened somehow