Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey

Europeans really said “fuck France” LMAO

oh no I'm attracted to the half naked emo Italian dude help

We really live in the timeline where Flo Rida is competing at Eurovision, huh?

Maybe you think a ship is problematic, but ask yourself this: is it wedged sideways in the suez canal disrupting 12% of global maritime trade?

petition to change the european union anthem from van beethoven’s symphony no. 9 to dragostea din tei

Siis onko J Karjalaisen Doris oikeesti vaan Dolly Partonin Jolene mut suomalaisen miehen näkökulmasta

how dare you not to notice me when i’m ignoring you

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

whenever i try and learn something new

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport