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I don’t speculate about celebrities identities or headcanon real people, that’s bad taste. However I do know things.

How do you just miss like that?

he did his best

do u think someone ever got their dick sucked in space

you cant get an erection in space. 

why not?

lack of gravity slows blood flow and lowers blood pressure. so you can’t get that space wood. and you cant orgasm without an erection. so the space suck would be disappointing for everyone. 

ok but like what if the aliens have titties

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

do u ever see a theory and ur like ‘nah the writers aren’t that clever’

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

the parks and recreation theme song is what the inside of a golden retriever’s head sounds like