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How many men now wish their marriage night had started

My grandmother tells me the hairbrush was always her favorite. She once gave me one that had been well used for a birthday present.

“What did I tell you about barging into my bedroom without knocking?”

My daughter loves taking pics of me disciplining her boyfriend. She keeps it as leverage over him so she can get him to do anything for her, even if they were to break up.

“So since you cannot follow the house rules, you will be getting disciplined daily until I am convinced that you can.”

“If you’re going to work from home, you will be responsible for meeting my work goals. Understand?”

“What did I tell you about barging into my bedroom without knocking?”

Eva Green