Nick Scratch More Like Nick Strap

Sabrina s2ep2

literally every time i see satan i laugh

“i need you to do my bidding: steal me gum horns make it really hard to go to the convenience store”

DEVILS GOTTEN INTO MY BABY why

“the passion of lucifer morningstar” excuse me. exCuse me.

“i wrote this fanfic and sister jackson is being a big meanie head so i fired her and you give good blowjobs so i thought youd do good”

this harvey roz thing is forced im sorry to the harvey/roz fans i just. no.

gdi prudence and sabrina just fuck already

“hey murder dorcas real quick and be a theater stereotype thanks.”

pervy transphobes can eat my ass

Sabrina: yeah im not a sub

nick: hey lets do a sex scene

father blackwood doesnt like feminists and hes wrong

“aunt hilda i didnt steal gum for satan so he choked me out”

is the episode just a bad, twisted consent metaphor that will end the Wrong Way

shout out to hilda for being perfect

roz should find a new scene and make Harvey the nurse tbh

i lov theo. i love lachlan watson. i am Not Straight.

hello that is a Big Frog i cant breathe whay the hell

“im.... happy for them” yeah ok sabrina

are you telling me that satan doesnt like onions bc he doesnt like crying. its that easy. that fcking easy. okay. sure. why not.

the scene with the pads in the locker is a lie. no straight boy would touch that many pads and tampons.

the wOrms. crawle iN. the woRMS crawl oUt. the wOrms PLay PinoChle on your SNOUT. they eat yoUR EYES they eat yOUR NOSE. they eat the jELLY BETWEEN YOUR TOES.

sabrinaisatop2k19

zelda continues to have Big Dick Energy

did they hurt salem what the FUCK i am gonna RIOT. there are two people i cannot tolerate being hurt snd they are tHEO AND SALEM AND THIS EP HURT THEM BOTH

hhh im heated

“you want me to burn down my school???” suddenly i know why someone committed arson at my high school.

KITTY IS SAFE

why do the writers of caos/riverdale like play episodes so much. why.

is it just me or was the play boring

“was it father blackwoods sick wish fulfillment?” nick got it in one.

Z e l d a.

Sabrina: yeah I’m not a sub

PLAUGE RATS HELLO

when ur teacher hires a stripper?

whERE THE FUCK IS MY KITTY CAT

“how was ur night out”

“decadent they just implied theyd decapitate you nbd”

you gotta throw them off their rhythm

holy shit edgy cousin fight over whos a top

sabrina got in trooooooubleeeeee

father blackwood needs to stop treating my girl prudence like this

“shave.” “hot.”

theres more sexual tension btwn prudence and sabrina than there is between Nick and sabrina.

fuckinf sACRED geOMETRY

the malleus malificarum ??? they really went there i cnat

they just fucking questioned her on RASPUTIN

hey leave thEO ALONE

(harvey is mvp)

roz gay

roz and theo are calm gay and fight gay

#justiceforhilda2k19

fuck yeah wardwell defend my bBABY (thats theo) (god i love lachlon watson)

“its pRiNcIpAl WaRdWeLl nOw”

fuck off coach stfu no one likes you

pUNISHABLE BY LASHING ??? kinky

if you cant be the Top they’ll make you a bottom

sabrina be out here taking down the patriarchy brick by fucking brick also fuck off with that sexist shit fuCker

diD THAT MAN JUST FLASH HER AND REVEAL A BUNCH OF BATS

“i do not like a near rhyme and neither does the dark lord”

“susie and rosalind and hhhhhhhh”

“in blood” *sword sound*

boy howdy she really got the ultimate hero complex huh.

“wanton hussy” excUSE

the boil and bubble challenge is really just blackwood pretending hes snape

“rancification”

damn cover ur sexism dude

bLOOD AND GOOD DONT RHYME NICHOLAS

did they really just start chanting like a bunch of frat boys rhis is a dESECRATED chURCH

her puking is strong “eat slugs malfoy” vibes

spoiler alert: susie theo isnt a girl

i have very mixed feelings about sabrina doing magic to help theo and also STRONG hermione confounds cormac vibes man theyre really laying on the hp thievery

NO SHITPOST THEYRE SO SUPPORTIVE IM CRYING

this is a School. she is a Minor. that is Illegal.

bc demons care so much about trespassing ????? ??v?

“the provocatively named nick scratch” excUSE ME HE IS A CHILD

nIght mAIDEN

nicholas that is jot how you ask a girl out jfc sABRINA JUST FUCK PRUDENCE P L E A SE

wow that trans rep im sobbing roz and harvey are good frien-WHY NO ROZ STOP YOURE A LESBAIN

“hey nick take me to the strip club i dont wanna talk to my ex”