Toovo Tervainen

*adjusts my tinfoil hat* y’all are crazy

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

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Everytime I go to the Valentine’s Day section I lose my mind and become possessed by the physical embodiment of a glittery heart

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk

I need a frame of reference here

go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him

YES I always say they sound like they’re preaching. Like “wow she’s probably never heard of [insert everyday concept here].” Or alternatively, “I bet she’s never thought of it this way: [insert obvious perspective here]”