Hypothetically, would your captain win in a fight against your most-played goalie (last season)?
Absolutely
Pretty even, I'd imagine?
No way
No captain button :(
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Hypothetically, would your captain win in a fight against your most-played goalie (last season)?
Absolutely
Pretty even, I'd imagine?
No way
No captain button :(

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Even in left wing circles it’s literally like pulling teeth trying to get people to take misogyny seriously as a real problem that is killing women and ruining their lives everywhere all the time and not like a haha silly 1950s problem we just make jokes about now
“progressive” men when a woman is deemed evil enough that they can call her a bitch 24/7:
yes yes, very wise

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This could be the hater in me talking but I think aces and aros gotta get angrier about how allos consistently can never be trusted in regards to treating aspec people with any sort of respect for their identity. It can never just be a character happy without romance or sex they always gotta conform and it's always gotta be because they're using sex/romance favourable aspecs as a crutch. It would be one thing if it was a one-off occurence every once in a while based off of some canonical evidence, but a character could turn to the screen and go "I do not at all wish for a romantic relationship or have sex" and people will still try to ship them. Like I'm sorry but people like me are real and you gotta get comfortable with it. Some of us don't desire a relationship. Your treatment of fictional characters in regards to their sexuality is in-fact reflective of your actual values and biases, especially if said treatment is reoccurring in every fandom you're in
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Good Wonder Woman comic: Cheetah, why do you bite me, I love you so much.
British actors can't be this desperate for money.
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there is no woke nhl team you’re all under spells
Okay yay
I don’t like the idea of this Marvel Star Wars crossover comic. I know it’s not canon but I simply am not a fan of Star Wars being involved in crossovers. Feels wrong.
Driving through the us is so unsettling and scary. Why did we keep driving past billboards that said shit like “god is still in control” and “Jesus is alive” and a big anti abortion mural on a wall? This is weird. I want to go home to my liberal Canadian city right now.
ppl talk about the bible and christianity like its a underdog misunderstood religion and not one of the main reasons the earth is fucked up like fuck jesus fr ion wanna hear it i rlly dont

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Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.