OPEN UP YOUR HEART, LIKE THE GATES OF HELL

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

something is going to have to go well soon. this is a threat

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

is that the correct gif?

Yes.

*takes my adhd meds for the first time in two weeks* anyone ever notice how i am destined to win. Anyone getting "its victory is foretold" vibes. Anyone wanna know everything about me I know all the answers.

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

kills myself on my lunch break then clocks back in

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.