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Sire Ginkgo helm by Jean-Michel Bihorel

#oh HECK YEAH #can we get some more plant-based knights in here please

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vanglaggle

do people even call their children squirt anymore

frodoomsday

not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.

#devastating #good thing Baz is here to call Toko by literally anything other than her name #like a father trying to keep some emotional distance lest he get attached

foxglves

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

#you forgot the part where fans pay to see the players fake injuries in person

amazoogle

tuesday status?

cognitohazardous

yup. its tuesday 👍

amazoogle

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

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toadbreath

👀

eddieintheocean

im-a-goat-in-disguise

#I’ve reblogged this before but the new addition got me #fish tag

keeperartwork

Congrats to the Lord of Screens!

#holy cow...he actually did it #congrats on becoming tumblr's official sexyman of 2026 Tenna!#deltarune

trenchcoatfool

flowery if he looked more. flowery

#oh I love this redesign #I'm a huge fan of when folks draw the flowers with more plant features #deltarune

fuckass-bird-blog

#HECK YEAH!!!!!!!

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

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electricpurrs

#one of my absolute favorites

annabelle--cane

now draw her losing all the animation and vitality from her face as the words "what have I done" fall ceaselessly from her nigh-dead lips

#The Shapeshifter #:)

footlongdingledong

love when theres a character whose entire existence is spoiler tagged by default. go behind the curtain boy

#this post is about [redacted]#SEE I CAN’T EVEN TYPE HER NAME

dykecadence

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

purrfectly

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

saint-batrick

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

casualcarnage

#a legendary video and one of my absolute favorites #very beautiful. very powerful.#fish tag

magsmixedup

After promising to release this pattern almost a year ago, it's finally here!! You can find it on my Ko-fi!

It's free, but you can add on a tip if you'd like! I hope you enjoy! ♥

A tutorial on how to make a Chibi Tenna plushie with a removable nose flower! This pattern is already very long (spanning 41 pages) when for

#HE'S HERE!!!#it'll probably be a while yet before I have time to try this pattern #but I'm so excited!#literally the best Tenna pattern I've seen to date #the skill here is insane!#crochet tag #deltarune

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