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The best shot of the year

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Those in the notes worried about this being AI, it's not - her name is Pan Xiaoting and she's a badass billiards pro

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i gotta remember this

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African elephant calves vs Asian elephant calves

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Very Accurate

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all my homies have ailments

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im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

dunmertitty

i’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast

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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard

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what day is it

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always fucking some day or another around here

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The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.

Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.

Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.

Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.

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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

aphilologicalbatman-deactivated

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

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Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

lesb0

Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it

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why would I be reasonable when I could be a full on hater

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I’m taking L’s you did not even know existed

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JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST BELLE

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LOL DID THEY JUST NOT SEE THE MOVIE?

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