Renée|Coolio

@all porn blogs… pls stop following me im just tryna live my life….

On April fools pornhub should have a fake notification pop-up saying “successfully shared to Facebook”

An octopus has 8 arms, but I still have more fingers.

So Donald Trump is staying down the street from where I live. And today was an unusually warm day and some lady, lord help me, some lady in the store I work at told me it was unusually warm today because the devil was here.

If I had a dollar for every women that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

delete this

in hindsight i never had a gay cousin so i really should have known it was gonna be me all along

Has anyone ever taken a pad or tampon out into the light of day only to have boys and grown men back five feet away? This shit is tip of the stigma iceberg that women experience for simply menstruating. How many of those products in the image can cause toxic shock or infections? How expensive are those products? How often do they need to be bought/replaced? These are real issues that affect our health, finances, and social/internalized perceptions of ourselves. Men absolutely REFUSE to acknowledge us for our biology when it’s not sexually appealing to them. They refuse to consider our mental and physiological health, and mock and silence us when we try to talk about it. 

Not to mention the own stigma women have against it. My own mother dropped a tampon in a parking lot and nearly had a panic attack because she was worried someone had seen it. My mom, who has been married 20 years, raised me to be a feminist, escaped an abusive relationship and a life of drugs, who has raised two children while working a full time job, is embarrassed about having a period. If that isn’t fucked up then I don’t know what is. Men have literally made women hate themselves because of something so amazing. Our bodies are incredible and just because men don’t find it sexually attractive, means that it must be scorned. Never be embarrassed about your period because it only proves their ignorance.

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*